01:20 PM, Filed under: \ \ If you ask me, it looks like Mariah Carey has seen Star Wars one time too many, or maybe that's me, but Mariah's outfit looks like something Obi-Wan Kenobi would wear to the ski slopes, if he was blind.
From her wooley mega-hooded pancho/parka/cloak/coat, down to her shiny silver Back to the Future high heel boots, Mariah is a mashup of some pretty bad "future" fashion. Also, I don't think she's wearing a bra.
I'd ask where she's hiding her Lightsaber, but I really don't want to know.
So, I don't think that Mariah Carey is technically wearing a bikini, but whatever she's wearing on stage isn't really that much bigger than a bikini. Sure, it has a cape, and she's not at the beach, but it sure looks like a bikini to me.
That or it's just plain bra and underwear. Albeit sparkly bra and underwear.
Of course, I could be wrong.
Who knows, with that cape, Mariah Carey could be some kind of new singing Superhero. An annoying, skanky, singing Superhero. Or, just plain skanky.
Either way, she's not really wearing very much.
You, know I think it's good that we finally have a plus-sized, annoying, skanky, singing Superhero.
Lots more Mariah Carey Bikini (or Bra and Underwear) pictures after the jump.
Not that anyone really cares what the hell Christina Aguilera has to say, but apparently, in the new issue of GQ, X-Tina had some nasty words about Mariah Carey. According to , Aguilera told GQ that Mariah didn't like her, and said mean things to her when she was drunk. Poor baby.
"She was never cool to me. To the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me in front of [Aguilera trails off] . .Of course, Mariah is a Diva too, and so would never allow such comments to go unanswered, saying:. But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated."
I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior.Yawn.It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive, and I will keep her in my prayers.
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If you're still reading this, congratulations, you have a longer attention span than I do, and I'm writing this shit. Have you ever seen a more boring feud, between a more boring duo. I don't think it would be possible for me to be any less interested in these two and there inane feuding.
Alright, so Christina Aguilera doesn't like Mariah Carey. Well, I don't like either of them.
If you'd like something a little more interesting, check out some pictures of .
Sorry, I have nothing that can make Mariah Carey more interesting. There are more pictures after the jump, however.
Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck.
The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey.
The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one."
On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?
"), and was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.
Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show.
See what I go through for you!? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian).
This whole night was awful.
Okay, this post is ridiculously long, so I've moved it all after the jump.
Let's just say that Live-blogging an award show is insane, and I ain't doin' that again, at least not till the Oscars.
Alright, hit this link for all ...
Looks like this post was just too big, and the database wasn't very happy about that. Most of the live-blogging text was lost, but the pics are all still there. Maybe next time, I won't go minute by minute.
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Okay, first things first.
I'm not posting these Mariah Carey bikini pictures because I think she's attractive. Quite the opposite in fact. Actually, I'm posting these pictures of Mariah and her little green bikini because I'm confused.
I though Mariah was getting fat. And I mean really fat. That's what everyone was saying, and that's how it really looked.
Of course, I don't do picture posts of the big girls, since that isn't really my thing. So I don't have a post to really compare these bikini pictures to, but whatever. The point is, what's up with Mariah?
Is she fat, or not?
I think she's just sucking in her gut, 'cause she saw the paparazzi coming.
Regardless of my, or your feelings toward her, there are many more Mariah Carey bikini pictures after the jump.
Award shows are meaningless and useless. They only serve to promote whatever movie happens to be coming out at the time, and the awards they give out have absolutely no bearing on real life, except if they were to be given to me, at which time everyone should pay close attention.
The MTV Movie Awards were held this past Saturday, and while we were ever so lucky enough to see , that's not all we got.
Among the celebs in attendance were Lindsay Lohan, Jessica Simpson, Jessica Biel, Nicole Kidman and many more. 13 of the hottest celebrities are featured in this mega-post, with 128 pictures in total!
I think I may have gone overboard on this one.
Pictures after the jump.
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