So, Fergie's new music video for "Fergalicious" is making it's way around the Interweb today, and surprise, surprise, I don't like it. If you've ever wondered what Willy Wonka would be like as a pimp, well, here's you're answer. And the answer isn't good.
The song features Will.I.Am of Black Eyed Peas, but that didn't seem make it any better.
In fact, I think BEP's last album was crap too, which pretty much explains why Fergie's solo stuff is that much more crap.
But my biggest problem with Fergie is that she really has no identity at all. It's increasingly difficult to figure out who the hell she actually is.
She's got the face and arms of a man, but the boobs of a porn star. One minute she's trying to be Gwen Stefani (with that horrid "London Bridge"), and the next she's aping Beyonce (anyone else remember "Bootylicious"?).
I figure she's just trying to throw a lot of different things in the blender, and hoping to come out with a cool mix, but it just comes out as lumpy mush.
Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank.
And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J.
Blige ruin U2's "one."
On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and was a novelty at best.
At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.
Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!
? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.
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