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In a recent post entitled , we told you about an email in which Lindsay Lohan basically called all strippers "whores."
Well, now Lindsay is apologising, reports , which apparently includes joining several topless strippers on stage, and then getting private lap dances, including one lap dance from two strippers at the same time.

Lindsay Lohan got down and dirty at Scores West for three hours early yesterday - jumping onstage to do a wild bump-and-grind, then ushering topless dancers into the bathroom to apologize for recently calling them all "whores.

" "I love strippers," the 20-year-old actress gushed as she entered the famed mammary mecca at 12:30 a.m., and launched into a half-hour deejay shift during the club's "Turntable Tuesdays.

" Next, "She got up on the stripper pole and began to dance with the Scores Girls with 400 customers cheering her on," said our source. "Then, she joined her entourage of 15 in the VIP area, and got lap dances from many of the girls, including a special double-dance from two strippers at once. Katia, a blond, 34D-25-33 knockout, told us, "She was big tipper, and I think that she is great.

" Brooke, an impressive 34C-24-34, added, "She'll make a good stripper - she's a natural."

So, Lindsay makes for a natural stripper, enjoys getting lapdances and dancing with topless women. Yeah, that sounds about right.

I have a feeling 2007 is going to be a lot of fun...

Willa Ford does Maxim. ( )
Jessica Alba video from Fantastic Four. ( )
Vida Guerra in a bikini and less.

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What do Halle Berry, Ron Jeremy, and K-Fed have in common? ( )
Britney Spears is losing all of her fans. ( )
Leonardo DiCaprio should probably lay of the frozen yogurt.

Unless he likes being pudgy, that is. ( )
Is Jennifer Aniston dating Billionaire/Playboy Chandler Steve Bing? ( )
If she is, she might want to take a hint from Pamela Anderson, and not go on a second date.

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Billy Ray Cyrus ditches the Mullet for an emo do with highlights. ( )
Victoria Beckham doesn't think she has an eating disorder. She just "controls" how many celery sticks she eats.

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The Thigh Master interviews Lilly Allen. In English! ( )
Kirsten Dunst bought the fancy new Comprehensive Digestive Stool Analysis (CDSA) 2.

0 system. I wonder if you can get that diamond-studded. ( )
Paris Hilton is an attention whore.

Who else do you know who could turn a day at the beach in what ostensibly amounts to a 1980s Rock video?
Paris hit Bondi Beach in Syndey, Australia with her bikini, bodyguard, and buddy Kim Kardashian, plus tons of photographers. But as if just traipsing around in her bikini wasn't enough, Paris had to get all wet at the open shower stand.

I can just hear the Van Halen music in the background.
I feel sorry for her bodyguard. Getting paid to make sure that Paris Hilton stays safe has to be the most frustrating job in the world.

Here's hoping that giant hole in the Ozone layer over Australia does a number on Paris.
Lots more slutty Paris Hilton bikini pictures after the jump.
In terms of novelty, Pamela Anderson upskirt pictures don't rank very high, because it is Pamela Anderson after all.

But what they lack in originality, they more than make up for in terms of sheer inevitability.
Whereas a , a , or even a , could easily be avoided with a quick skirt check, and maybe a few less drinks, this Pamela Anderson upskirt was going to happen no matter what.
You can blame Physics, or the Champaigne, or the fact that Pamela's wearing what has to be one of the sluttiest outfits ever, but whatever explanation you choose, there's no denying that a skirt that short will never stay down for very long.

It hardly even covers her ass when she's standing.
But that's Pam for you. At least she's wearing matching underwear.

Just when you thought Britney Spears couldn't get more disgusting, she goes and lowers the bar once again. According to , Britney spent the night partying last week, and when she wasn't pestering the DJ to play her crap songs, she was throwing up all over the bathroom.

On December 20, she tested her drinking limits (and the DJ's patience) at Hollywood lounge Les Deux.

An inebriated Spears "kept requesting her own songs," a club source tells Us Weekly. Resident DJ Stone Rokk finally played one, but followed it with ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake's "Cry Me a River." Soon the partying caught up with the 25-year-old pop princess.

"She went to the bathroom and threw up all over," an eyewitness tells Us. But, adds the source, "she didn't need to be carried out."

Good old Britney, at least she's predictable.

But I think it's too easy a conclusion to jump to that it was the drinking that made her throw up. She probably just caught a glimpse of her .
More pictures of Britney showing off her bra after the jump.

A Jami Miller picture moment. ( )
This just might be the Best. Picture.

Ever. ( )
Nicole Kidman and her boring, yet scandalous husband reunite in Sydney. ( )
Carrie Underwood is hooking up with Dallas Cowboy, Tony Romo.

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Kim Kardashian is planning to take the Paris Hilton road to fame. ( )
Angelina Jolie gets personal in her latest interview. ( )
Jennifer Ellison sure does fill out that lingerie nicely.

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Paul McCartney doesn't want Heather Mills to get anything. ( )
Maria Sharapova's new calendar is one reason to look forward to 2007. ( )
Paris Hilton's eyes are brown, not blue.

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President Gerald Ford died last night, and this is probably an inappropriate link. It is funny, though. ( )
Yeah, I don't want sex tips from Felicity Huffman either.

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This is Jessica Biel. This is Jessica Biel in a Bikini. Any Questions?

Seriously though, do yourself a favour and take a look at each of these Hi-res Jessica Biel bikini pictures (exclusively on Egotastic!), because what the hell else are we all on this planet for, if not for that incredible ass?
Oh, just one other thing: .

So the last time I talked about Tara Reid, it was to say how shocked I was that . Well, I take it all back. Tara Reid is still as gross as ever, and these Tara Reid bikini pictures prove it.

Sadly, Tara Reid's stomach is still more than enough to offset what she may have gained by getting new breast implants. The fact that she would wear a belly chain that only draws attention to her incredibly weird, and malformed tummy is even worse.
Even worse, the sight of Tara having her bikini adjusted by that other girl is actually the opposit of arrousing.

Normally, a picture such as that would be the hottest thing (at least it would if it was ), but here it just makes me even more painfully aware of how gross Tara Reid is.
It's just sad.
That being said, there are more Tara Reid bikini pics after the jump.

I feel sorry for Nicole Richie. Everyone rags on her for being anorexic, or bulimic, or having some other sort of eating disorder. But, as you can plainly see, the girl is eating.

Look closer, though, and her real eating disorder becomes apparent: She doesn't actually know how to eat.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone stick their tongue completely out of their mouth like that while eating. Beyond being bad manners, it's just weird.

Not to mention disgusting. Add to that the bits of food hanging out of her mouth, and you begin to understand the depths of her problem.
It explains so much, after all.

How could you expect Nicole Richie to actually eat anything when she's just so bad at it. At least it looks like she's getting most of the food in her mouth now. I don't dare imagine how bad she must have been before.

On a side note, check out Lauren "LC" Conrad of Laguna Beach / The Hills "fame" at the table (last two pictures). Nicole is actually having lunch on LC's home turf of Laguna Beach.
Question: What do you get when you take a naked girl, and cover her in video game consoles?

Answer: Heaven. ( )
Is Kate Bosworth 23 or 75? ( )
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt prove, once again, how much better than you they are.

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Tori Spelling is engaged to the man she already married. ( )
Victoria Beckham will make her kids paranoid. ( )
Jennifer Sky is one sexy Sci-Fi babe.

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Bono is officially a Knight. ( )
Maddox Jolie-Pitt is officially the coolest celebrity kid. ( )
Britney Spears seems to think people care about what she has to say.

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Ali Lohan's "Lohan Holiday" is already a classic. ( )
If you're wondering why Britney Spears' public image has been spiraling out of control for the past few months, (well its actually been years, but who's counting) you can blame her publicist, or publicists, or lack thereof, actually. According to , only three months after Britney's last publicist quit, she's lost another one.

Spears has been without a personal publicist since October, after parting ways with Leslie Sloane Zelnick. In the interim, Sonia Muckle, a publicist at Spears' label Jive Records, has been handling her less-than-favorable recent press coverage. Now Muckle has had enough and is moving on and leaving Jive to start her own marketing and promotions company.

Muckle insists her departure has nothing to do with the pop star's recent antics, which include spending numerous nights on the town with Paris Hilton and being photographed without underwear. She tells Radar Online, "I left of my own accord. This has been in the works for several months.

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You what she did there? That's called spin. As a publicist, she can't really say that trying to defend Britney's whorish action to the press is an impossible task.

Using my Publicist to English dictionary, I can translate, and tell you what she really said: "I left of my own accord" is actually pretty easy, it means "I quit." "This has been in the works for several months" is generally understood to mean "I can't believe it took me several months to realise what a crazy, cracked out slut Britney is, and I'm glad I'm gone."
See, it's not that hard to understand.

More Britney Spears pictures after the jump.
01:20 PM, Filed under: \ If you ask me, it looks like Mariah Carey has seen Star Wars one time too many, or maybe that's me, but Mariah's outfit looks like something Obi-Wan Kenobi would wear to the ski slopes, if he was blind.
From her wooley mega-hooded pancho/parka/cloak/coat, down to her shiny silver Back to the Future high heel boots, Mariah is a mashup of some pretty bad "future" fashion.

Also, I don't think she's wearing a bra.
I'd ask where she's hiding her Lightsaber, but I really don't want to know.
It's pretty hard to have your Christmas ruined if you don't celebrate the holiday, so, thankfully, I'm safe.

As for the rest of you, here's some Paris Hilton Bikini pictures, including a close up of her crotch, to get you all Grinched up.
I know, it's probably not what you wanted to wake up to on your Christmas morn', but why are you even at your computer in the first place? You should be opening presents, spending time with family, and getting all cheery and shit.

I really can't be held accountable if your priorities are completely fucked up.
That being said, I obviously don't have anything better to do either, so thanks for stopping by, and Happy Holidays once again. And for all you folks out there who couldn't give a crap about Christmas, or any other holiday for that matter, please disregard the above message.

Now here are those Paris Hilton bikini pics I told you about. They even include a near miss of a , what with her breast half hanging out of her bikini top. Does that count as a Christmas miracle?

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