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Christina Aguilera isn't happy, and it's all because of Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman. According to , Christina wasn't thrilled at all when Scarlett and Natalie showed up to her post-concert party in London, and proceeded to completely steal her spotlight.
And there was a good reason for the Dirrty looks.

Aggy was far from pleased when Hollywood stars NATALIE PORTMAN and SCARLETT JOHANSSON stole the limelight at the bash after her sell-out Wembley gig. Furious Aggy gave them a killer stare and turned her back before bailing out soon after, leaving them to rule the dancefloor. The gorgeous gatecrashers stayed until the bitter end then snuck out with jumpers over their heads to hide their bleary eyes from snappers like true party professions.

Um, Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman can crash my party anytime, if you know what I mean. But seriously, who the hell would be interested in that blow-up doll of a singer after Scarlett and Natalie (the two most beatiful girls in the world, or two of, depending on who you ask) walk through the door? No, she never had a chance, and it's just poor sportsmanship to whine about it.

Sadly, there's only two new pictures of Scarlett and Natalie together in their new movie, The Other Boleyn Girl, but you can see more of them together in this post:
Um, so that sucked monkey balls. Seriously, since when are the more entertaining (and ) than the MTV Music Video Awards. It was painful watching that show.

From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.
There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um..

. That's it, actually. This show really sucked.

But that live treadmill dance was really cool.
The thing that makes me the most depressed, though, is the total lack of any good music represented at this "award show." I know I'm starting to sound like an old fogey (I even use the term "old fogey"), but I seem to remember music being better than this.

Hell, music is better than this. There are a lot of much better bands that should be getting awards, but they're not. And it's ridiculous.

And if I have to hear one more celebrity thank God and MTV, I'm going to shoot someone.
Alright, I'm done ranting. There's close to 200 pictures of all the celebrities and wannabes, including the hotties from The Hills ( , , and ) and looking like a glammed up cancer victim.

In completely unsurprising news, Christina Aguilera is once again trying to be relevant, or at least interesting, by confessing that she finds the female figure attractive. According to , Christina also has something of a crush on Halle Berry.

She told British TV station Channel 4: "I think the female body is really beautiful and sometimes I think the sight of a female nude body can be more attractive than a male's - but that's just me.

" When asked if there was a particular woman she would like to get down and dirty with, the singer admitted she thought Halle Berry was "beautiful". She said: "Halle Berry is a very beautiful woman, but I'm not saying yes or no." The 25-year-old also says her husband, music executive Jason Bratman, does not mind her same-sex urges.

She said: "He supports my little ways. It's OK by him."

So why is this not surprising?

Well, it's not exactly a contoroversial thing to say at this point. Every woman says that. Plus, it's true.

Women are way sexier than men.
But in reality, it's not surprising simply because Christina Aguilera is a woman, and there is no one she loves more than herself, so naturally she would be attracted to women. Of course, saying you'd get down with Halle Berry is about as original as saying you'd do it with Angelina Jolie, so that's really not saying much.

And one other thing, you'd think that Christina's husband might put on a tux, or at least a suit, if his wife is wearing such a fancy dress. Some on man, stop looking like such a total douchebag. Yeah, I said, Douchebag.

A few more pictures after the jump.
You've got to give Christina Aguilera some credit. When she chooses to do something, she sticks to it.

Take this whole skank image of hers. She's been working on this one for years, and there's no signs of it ever changing. Now that's committment.

But every once in a while, you've got to puch the limits of your own skankdom, and that's just what Christina has done. Not satisfied to merely look the part of the cheap hooker, now she's getting down to business, and in public no less. According to , Christina Aguilera had sex in public with her husband, Jordan Bratman, in a London Nightclub.

Christina Aguilera loves having sex with her husband Jordan Bratman in public places. Their most recent escapade was at a secret celebrity nightspot in London. The star refuses to say where the pair succumbed to their urges, but admits they have been in honeymoon mode since their marriage in November.

She says, "It was in a specific room. I can't say. I might get the place in trouble.

" During her recent visit to London, Aguilera was photographed leaving the capital's Mo*vida and Cuckoo clubs so chances are it as either (or both) of them.

So I guess it's completely official, Christina Aguilera is the biggest skank ever. Well, not as big a skank as Pamela Anderson, or Carmen Electra, or Paris Hilton, but still, she's pretty skanky.

Don't believe me? Just check out these new pictures of her from GQ Magazine, and tell me that Christina Aguilera isn't skanky.
It's pretty obvious that Christina Aguilera isn't very well read.

Because if she was, she would know that she looks like Waldo right now. Or maybe that's what she's going for. She is in a fairly crowded place, and we know how she likes the attention.

Of course, this is a pretty ridiculous way of trying to get attention, even for Christina Aguilera. is one thing, I don't know if her stylist is playing a practical joke on her, or just had the day off, but X-Tina probably shouldn't be allowed to dress herself.
More pictures of Christina Aguilera and her Waldo get up, after the jump.

Christina Aguilera seems to be adverse to wearing a bra. The other week there were some pictures of her walking around in a t-shirt without a bra, but I didn't post those. These I'm posting, for a few reasons, not least of which is the fact that her top is see-through.

Call Christina what you like, but don't call her shy. Hell, she payed a lot of money for those breasts, she might as well show them off, no? And it looks like they were probably well done, since she obviously doesn't seem to need the added support of that bra she's not wearing.

Anyway, it's Christina Aguilera in a see-through top. I don't much care, but for those of you who do, enjoy. More pictures after the jump.

Even though the air this Thursday, they were held this past Saturday since aparently, MTV isn't much for the whole "live" thing. Not much to report really. No wardrobe mulfunctions, or see-through dresses to speak of, and definitely no like at last year's show.

Still, there were a lot of hotties in attendance, inlcuding host Jessica Alba, of course, along with performer Christina Aguilera, and others like Jessica Simpson, Kate Beckinsale, Eva Mendes, Sandra Bullock, Famke Janssen, Rebecca Romijn and Rosario Dawson. To name just a few.
In fact, there are 268 pictures in the gallery after the jump.

That's probably enough to keep you occupied until the show actually airs.
Oh, and Lauren Conrad (LC) from Laguna Beach showed up with skeazeball boyfriend Jason. Grr.

Jason.
Not that anyone really cares what the hell Christina Aguilera has to say, but apparently, in the new issue of GQ, X-Tina had some nasty words about Mariah Carey. According to , Aguilera told GQ that Mariah didn't like her, and said mean things to her when she was drunk.

Poor baby.

"She was never cool to me. To the point that one time we were at a party and I think she got really drunk, and she had just really derogatory things to say to me in front of [Aguilera trails off] .

. . But it was at that time that she had that breakdown, so she might have been very medicated.

"

Of course, Mariah is a Diva too, and so would never allow such comments to go unanswered, saying:

I had hoped that Christina was in a better place now than the last time I saw her, when she showed up uninvited at one of my parties and displayed questionable behavior. It is sad yet predictable that she would use my name to reinvent past incidents for her promotional gain. It is in my heart to forgive, and I will keep her in my prayers.

Yawn...

. If you're still reading this, congratulations, you have a longer attention span than I do, and I'm writing this shit. Have you ever seen a more boring feud, between a more boring duo.

I don't think it would be possible for me to be any less interested in these two and there inane feuding. Alright, so Christina Aguilera doesn't like Mariah Carey. Well, I don't like either of them.

If you'd like something a little more interesting, check out some pictures of . Sorry, I have nothing that can make Mariah Carey more interesting. There are more pictures after the jump, however.

Well, wouldn't you know it, Christina Aguilera has gone and used nudity to promote her new album. Now, I have nothing against nudity, especially celebrity nudity, but I've always wondered how posing naked on a magazine cover really translates to extra album sales. I mean, do people really expect to find a nude Christina Aguilera on the album?

I guess all's fair in album promotion, and attention is attention, but it just doesn't make sense to me. Then again, it seems to have worked for Madonna, and Samantha Fox..

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At any rate, here are some small pictures of Christina Aguilera naked in GQ magazine. I'm sure larger ones will be up soon.

Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank. And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show?

But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J. Blige ruin U2's "one.

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On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and was a novelty at best. At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.

Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!?

You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.