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If you haven't heard by now, your gossip skills are seriously lacking, and you should probably take some refresher courses in celebrity stalking. Heard what?

Why that Gwyneth Paltrow gave birth to a baby boy! As opposed to a full-grown boy, or a baby Unicorn, I suppose. Though that would have been cool, albeit a rather more painful birth, one might expect.

No word yet on any baby names, though we did report that last month. Feel free to make any fruit-related jokes you find appropriate. I however will not take part in such juvenile matters.

You can check out for the more, but there really isn't any more, so don't bother clicking. And no, that's not a picture of Gwyneth and her new baby, that's an old picutre of her and Apple, and was the first picture I found on Google.
Update: is reporting that Gwyneth and husband Chris Martin have named their new baby boy: Moses Martin.

Yeah, I shit you not, Moses Martin. I really think they should be charged with child endangerment, or negligence, or something, because that just ain't right.
It was a little odd to hear about yesterday, but apparently Guinness is supposed to be good for pregnant women because it has a lot of iron.

And if I remember my high school biology class correctly, having a baby is a lot like building a house.
But now it looks like Gwyneth's drinking during her pregnancy isn't as benevolent as one might think. According to (again), Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted drinking several glasses of red wine

After yesterday's item that pregnant Gwyneth Paltrow was spotted downing Guinness with dinner on Tuesday, a reader tells me: "I sat next to her and Chris Martin at Lupa on Thompson Street [Wednesday] night; she had two or three glasses of wine in the time that I was there, and I left when they were partway through the main course.

" While Guinness contains iron that can be good for a pregnancy, drinking wine when you're five months along is a tad more controversial. Gwyneth and Chris were looking very much in love at a corner table in the back room of the popular SoHo restaurant, run by Mario Batali. Continues the spy: "She looked gorgeous as usual, with the pregnant 'glow.

' Her face did look large though, which, according to my superstitious Italian friend who was with me, means she is having a girl, since face changes during pregnancy mean a female child."

Uh oh, I hear a Britney Spears style child endangerment case brewing. Can they charge you for endangering an unborn child?

Anyway, I'm sure there's some study somewhere that says wine is okay during pregnancy. I hear those French wine-making associations have a crack research team. Or maybe celebrities really are better than everyone else.

That would totally explain everything.
It's all well and good when a 21-year-old like (if maybe a bit much), but when you hear that Gwyneth Paltrow was seen drinking a Guinness during her pregnancy, it tends to make one pause. According to , Gwyneth was seen at New York's lower East Side sushi bar Cube 63, where she and husband Chris Martin of Coldplay were seen drinking at the table.

"People were looking and waving, and she just tried to melt further into the corner," according to one witness, who said she ordered salad and what appeared to be sushi. Diners in the 30-seat restaurant observed Martin exit the BYOB joint to pick up several bottles of the Irish stout Guinness at a nearby deli. And they were surprised when Paltrow, who is five months pregnant with the couple's second child, drank one herself.

Paltrow is famous for her rigorous macrobiotic diet, although she altered it the last time she was pregnant, with her daughter, Apple. Some experts recommend a little Guinness for expecting mothers, because of the brew's high iron content. Her rep confirmed she drank the alcoholic beverage, but said she ate only cooked food, not sushi.

So, I guess that's okay, then? I mean, her publicists even acknowledged she was drinking, so we can't even blame them for spinning the story..

. Of course, I'm sure there's a study somewhere that says it's perfectly fine to do crack in your third trimester, but you always want to check if those kinds of studies were comissioned by the National Crack Council, or Whitney Houston. You know, so that it's not biased.

Well, it's time to make more Gwyneth Paltrow baby name jokes. According to , Gwyneth is going to name her new son Mortimer, after Steven Spielberg. Naturally.

Gwyneth Paltrow is having a boy - and no, she's not going to name him Orange. The Oscar winner, mother with hubby Chris Martin of adorable daughter Apple, wants to name her second child Mortimer, after her godfather Steven Spielberg, according to . Paltrow apparently affectionately refers to Spielberg as "Uncle Morty" - which we guess is better than "Uncle Miltie," the famed funnyman Milton Berle.

Considering the source, couldn't she have been a little bit joking? I mean, Mortimer? That's, well, um, wrong.

That's not nice. She's obviously determined to ruin the lives of her children. Or perhaps she's just trying to keep them humble.

What better way to keep your rich kid's ego in check than by having all the other kids on the playground relentlessly making fun of them, I say.
And even though you've probably seen them before, here are those pictures of Gwyneth Paltrow pregnant in a bikini.
Okay, this post is ridiculously long, so I've moved it all after the jump.

Let's just say that Live-blogging an award show is insane, and I ain't doin' that again, at least not till the Oscars.
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Looks like this post was just too big, and the database wasn't very happy about that. Most of the live-blogging text was lost, but the pics are all still there.

Maybe next time, I won't go minute by minute...

You know, I like Gwyneth Paltrow as much as the next guy. Not just because she's beautiful, but because she's very talented, and seems to have an above average intelligence. And not just above average for an actor.

Recently, however, Gwyneth's actions and statements have led me to believe that she may be slipping from the realm of the un-crazy. First she named her daughter Apple. Cute, but really, a pretty dumb name.

I think everyone can agree with that. Now, that a boy on the way, rumour is that Paltrow, and hubby Chris Martin of Coldplay want to name their new son Capone, because it has "character," says the .
But if all that baby-naming mishigas wasn't enough, now Gwyneth and clan are saying that their house is haunted, and at the behest of Madonna, they will be performing an exorcism on the house with the help of a Rabbi from the London Kabbalah centre, reports .

I think one sure sign of mental instability is taking religious advice from Madonna.
is reporting that Gwyneth Paltrow is a total germophobe. Of course, her publicist denies the claim of "germophobe," but has admitted that Paltrow does not allow people to wear their shoes in her house, and forces people to wash their hands with anti-bacterial soap before touching her daughter Apple.

A close friend of Gwyneth said: "She's always been pretty clean-obsessed, but recently it's reached a whole new level." It has also been revealed, the Oscar-winning beauty is so obsessed with microscopic nasties she never uses public toilets, takes her own brush to the hairdressers and scrubs the bathrooms at hotels where she is staying before washing, according to America's Star magazine.

In other Gwyneth news, has it that Paltrow's husband, and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin has hinted that recent rumours that Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant are indeed true.

Last month, Blythe Danner, Paltrow's mother, accidentally let it slip when she said "Yes, I am (going to be a grandmother again.) Well, I think so. Oh, well I have not checked lately.

" To which Martin responded "I can't tell you about Gwyneth, you know that, she'd kill me.