So, Fergie's new music video for "Fergalicious" is making it's way around the Interweb today, and surprise, surprise, I don't like it. If you've ever wondered what Willy Wonka would be like as a pimp, well, here's you're answer. And the answer isn't good.
The song features Will.I.Am of Black Eyed Peas, but that didn't seem make it any better.
In fact, I think BEP's last album was crap too, which pretty much explains why Fergie's solo stuff is that much more crap.
But my biggest problem with Fergie is that she really has no identity at all. It's increasingly difficult to figure out who the hell she actually is.
She's got the face and arms of a man, but the boobs of a porn star. One minute she's trying to be Gwen Stefani (with that horrid "London Bridge"), and the next she's aping Beyonce (anyone else remember "Bootylicious"?).
I figure she's just trying to throw a lot of different things in the blender, and hoping to come out with a cool mix, but it just comes out as lumpy mush.
Okay, so crazier things have happened, but a Scarlett Johansson record deal? Really?
Yes, it's true. According to , Scarlett Johansson is the latest actress to make the jump to recording artist. On the upside, though, she won't be making bubblegum pop.
Scarlett will actually be recording an album of Tom Waits covers.
"Scarlett Sings Tom Waits" is being recorded now and through the winter, with a possible release next spring from Rhino Records' recently reactivated Atco label. The eventual release date will be coordinated with Johansson's movie schedule.Fear not, though.
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