So, I started watching the Billboard Awards, and then I remembered I hate Award Shows. And then I remembered that Heroes was on, so I went and watched that, and had a much better night.
And trust me, even though you might think that Janet Jackson looking like the lady gremlin from Gremlins 2, Gwen Stefani looking like Egon Spengler from the Ghostbusters cartoon, Denise Richards looking like The Bride of Frankenstein, and Courtney Love looking like, well, Courtney Love would make for an entertaining show, you'd be wrong.
No, Award Shows suck, and the Billboard Awards suck really hard. That being said, there are still a whole bunch of pictures of all the ladies in attendance after the jump, so check that shit out.
The American Music Awards are useless.
No one involved with them in any capacity is an actual musician, so it doesn't matter who wins what. A singular exception is made for Tenacious D who rocked the hizouse.
On a slightly more positive note, Jimmy Kimmel did a solid job as host, but how hard can it really be when the music industry is already one big joke.
That being said, award shows still bring out the famous ladies in fancy dresses, and that's always enough to get posted on Egotastic! So sit back, relax and get clicking, cuz this post will be way better than the AMAs. Why?
Because it's silent.
Um, so that sucked monkey balls. Seriously, since when are the more entertaining (and ) than the MTV Music Video Awards.
It was painful watching that show. From Jack Black's incredibly lame jokes, to the horendous performances that had me hitting the mute button every five minutes, and the absolutely retarded Britney Spears/Kevin Federline thing, watching this show felt like torture.
There were a few highlights, like OK GO doing a live version of their treadmill dance, Abigail Breslin, the little girl from Little Miss Sunshine (one of the funniest movies I've seen in a long time), Sarah Silverman's dig at Paris Hilton (which could have been better), Al Gore bringing the environment back (like Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back), and, um.
.. That's it, actually.
This show really sucked. But that live treadmill dance was really cool.
The thing that makes me the most depressed, though, is the total lack of any good music represented at this "award show.
" I know I'm starting to sound like an old fogey (I even use the term "old fogey"), but I seem to remember music being better than this. Hell, music is better than this. There are a lot of much better bands that should be getting awards, but they're not.
And it's ridiculous.
And if I have to hear one more celebrity thank God and MTV, I'm going to shoot someone.
Alright, I'm done ranting.
There's close to 200 pictures of all the celebrities and wannabes, including the hotties from The Hills ( , , and ) and looking like a glammed up cancer victim.
12:20 AM, Filed under: \ \ \ You know, I have to say, as far as award shows go, I'm wasn't completely bored bored out of my skull watching the 58th Annual Emmy Awards. Conan O'Brien as host was quite amusing, with other highlights including Steven Colbert and John Stewart presenting, that guy who named the people he didn't want to thank, The Office winning best comedy, and, of course, Bob Newhart trapped in a glass tube, with only three hours of air.
But as always, it's more about the dresses than the awards. I've got some favourites just below, but you can check out all 266 pictures after the jump. Or you can just click the following link: .
Oh, and is it just me, or does it look like Ellen Pompeo got one hell of a boob job? Check out the first picture in this set, or hit this link:
Update: Um, so, did you happen to catch that ?
I feel dirty.
I watched the 2006 Teen Choice Awards, and I really wish I could get those two hours of my life back. As if the lame speeches, and crap performances weren't enough, every other second was a bombardment of prduct placement and album plugs. If I have to hear another over-produced, under-talented "artist" ever so unsubtly announce when their record is "dropping" (like the piece of shit it is), I swear I'll fly down to Hollywood and mame them.
But as if all that wasn't bad enough, as if watching the youth of today succumb to the incessant dumbing down of pop culture turning their impressionable minds into mush, the producers of that retarded award show had to go and do the unspeakable. They let Kevin Federline perform. Of course, he was as shitty as you'd expect him to be, but for just having to sit through it, I feel like I'm already losing brain cells.
Sure it was my fault, I could have changed the channel, or even turned off the TV, but no, I had to sit and watch. So, yeah, I feel dirty. I feel unclean.
And now you can too. If you happened to miss it, watch the video, and laugh, at Kevin Federline's debut at the 2006 Teen Choice Awards.
And just so you don't feel bad, there are after the jump.
Even though the air this Thursday, they were held this past Saturday since aparently, MTV isn't much for the whole "live" thing. Not much to report really. No wardrobe mulfunctions, or see-through dresses to speak of, and definitely no like at last year's show.
Still, there were a lot of hotties in attendance, inlcuding host Jessica Alba, of course, along with performer Christina Aguilera, and others like Jessica Simpson, Kate Beckinsale, Eva Mendes, Sandra Bullock, Famke Janssen, Rebecca Romijn and Rosario Dawson. To name just a few.
In fact, there are 268 pictures in the gallery after the jump.
That's probably enough to keep you occupied until the show actually airs.
Oh, and Lauren Conrad (LC) from Laguna Beach showed up with skeazeball boyfriend Jason. Grr.
Jason.
Well, the 78th Annual Academy Awards, better known as the Oscars are only an hour and a half old, but Egotastic! already has all your Oscar pictures from the red carpet runway.
I'm not live-blogging this thing, simply because when I tried to last time at the Golden Globes, I nearly died of "exhaustion." At any rate, it's not terrible so far, John Stewart is pretty good, and the speeches have been short. Then again, I've been getting all your Oscar pictures ready, so I've had other things to occupy my attention.
I'm sure if I was just sitting there watching the show, I'd have taken my own life by now. Hit , if you want some flavourful live Oscar commentary.
And speaking of pictures, check out all 189 Oscar Award pictures after the jump, and stay tuned for the full list of winners.
Update: Crash won Best Picture, not Brokeback Mountain. Also, a song about Pimps won best song. I really think that's all you need to know, but here's the .
Second Update: Check out the pictures from the After-parties, starting with the .
Oh my God did the Grammy Awards suck. The sound was awful, and the performers stank.
And, correct me if I'm wrong, but aren't they supposed to hand out awards at an awards show? But you know its a terrible show when the best act is Mariah Carey. The whole Sly and the Family Stone medley was a joke, and so who the hell let Mary J.
Blige ruin U2's "one."
On the very small plus side, that whole Jay Z and Paul McCartney thing was cool, but a couple years too late, I think (Can anyone say "Grey Album?"), and was a novelty at best.
At least U2 won a couple awards, including Best Song and Best Album, keeping Kanye West's ego in check.
Holy crap, I feel like shooting myself in the head after wasting my night on that show. See what I go through for you!
? You'll find nearly 200 Grammy Awards pictures are after the jump, but I don't think anyone looked good (except for Chritina Milian). This whole night was awful.
Okay, this post is ridiculously long, so I've moved it all after the jump.
Let's just say that Live-blogging an award show is insane, and I ain't doin' that again, at least not till the Oscars.
Alright, hit this link for all .
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Looks like this post was just too big, and the database wasn't very happy about that.
Most of the live-blogging text was lost, but the pics are all still there. Maybe next time, I won't go minute by minute..
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It's award season again, and you know what that means: the return of the Award Show Mega Picture Posts here at Egotastic! Last night, the Critics Choice Awards kicked off the run up to the Oscars, but it's likely no one tuned in.
The real show is going to be next week at the Golden Globes.
Brokeback Mountain won best picture, and the film's director, Ang Lee, won best director. Best actor went to Philip Seymour Hoffman for Capote, and Reese Witherspoon won for best actress as June Carter Cash in Walk the Line.
You can read more about who won what , or check out all the pictures after the jump.
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