Before you press play, be warned, my ears are still bleeding. Peter Andre and his buxom wife Jordan gave English viewers an earful recently, when they sang the theme from Aladdin together. A whole new world indeed.
Of horror unheard! The premise behind this er, music video, is to help children in need. Personally, I think the kiddies would be much better off if they never, ever heard such drivel again!
Quite funnily, someone also used a fair bit of artistic license to "enhance" the original recording. So, you must also listen to the God-awful . "Fans" will have the privilege of being able to purchase this single just in time for Christmas.
Don't forget to tell Santa. Whats wrong with the song, sounds OK to me!
I am still laughing...
that is TERRIBLE!!!
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More than I can say for a lot of Australian Idol so-called talent. I'd say Jordan has a BIG BIG future right in front of her (had to put that one in!)
There must be haters among us!
is a freakin' genuis.
Surely not!Has the UNHCR or UNICEF been notified?Peacekeepers should be deployed immediately.
This is cruelty on an unimaginable scale!
. it's A LOT worse..
. it sounds like someone trying to sing kareoke pissed in their toilet. Knowing the English (and before anyone says i'm pommy bashing, I'm English myself), it'll probably become number one sooner rather then later.
.. it's terrible.
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She's not the classiest person in the world, but i'm sure she's a nice person.
But damn, Peter has put on so much weight.
..the pneumatic drill outside my window putting in the piles sound soooo soothing.
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Seriously...
Peter and Jordan are made for each other ! All looks and not much else !
!? Is there a candid camera hiding somewhere?
? Perhaps the "extra weight" Jordon carries has put her slightly off balance and affected her hearing!!
What a crap up!!
I take that back, Jordan sucked.
I listened to the audio and boy that was bad.
I didn't realise you could enhance that much, it changed my whole view.
Are you sure that's not another girl singing it to take the piss out of her.
At least she tried and did it for a good cause. She was very brave.
Way to go Jordan.
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If they put that track on a Xmas album, they should be charged with being a public nuisance.
Jordan, get yourself some acid and drink it! You would sound much better when you do..
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She is so hot.
But after listening to the audio version...
The sound engineer deserves a nuzzle in Jordan's breasts for how he helped her (or is that my wishful thinking). She just can't sing! I need a drink to try and forget that aweful sound.
The difference is Jordan's not a singer. Have you heard the Enrique Iglesias live recording that serviced a while back? Now, that was revolting.
Have you heard the real recordings of how bad Delta is live?
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Sounds like a cat being strangled to me..
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My cat sings better and he's dead.
.. why on earth would anyone in their right mind set themselves up for such incredible ridicule and embarrassment?
I don't think I've heard anyone sing worse!
Ever heard avril lavigne sing live? Jordan is only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to enhancement!
..oh dear.
..I take back what i wrote earlier.
..it sounds like a different girl singing, video must have been re-dubbed, or the audio or was re-done to make her look bad.
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Mainly because Jordan sang that in a studio where all the conditions to produce good singing would have been optimal. I think the main problem a lot of singers have when they sing live is that they try to move around too much and get breathless, can't hear themselves properly etc.
Someone mentioned Delta before -- I went to one of her concerts and the main trouble she had was that trying to move around made her breathless and she had trouble holding her notes and finishing her words.
Both at trashy and tacky, did it for the publicity. Just concerned with all that coke suntanning, some of it might rub off into the white suite Pete was wearing.
Hang on, why I am even bothering to comment. There are so many better things to look at. Pity Jordan didnt show us.
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i thought she wasn't bad in the video until the other version - sorry jordan that was definitely not a goer.
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I'm a music-lover, get me out of here !!
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Audio bad - very bad
The voice is supposed to come right up from the diaphragm not from the back of the throat so it comes out like a squeak.
I heard about 30 seconds of part of it this morning on the radio, and actually thought it was the worst entrant in a radio station-run karaoke competition being played. OMG, how wrong was I. It was actually a 'serious' track!
Thankfully they didn't subject us to too much - I think I was so paralysed that I couldn't even change the station!
There are a lot of net nerds out there with too much free time and so much imagination. I'd like to hear one of Britney or Christina's songs ripped to shreds like that. Well, about 20 seconds worth, just so I can have a laugh but not so I can do my head in.
Eeeuw! I repent - Peter, whats wrong with you??
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Overall, its backyard karaoke class but with a little bit of training, she can improve albeit limited due to her tinny voice (like Kylie Minogue).
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It just shows how little talent you need to sound any good. I had no idea the technology existed, and I think Peter needs to be congratulated for being able to stay in tune while standing next to her! See?
YouTube helps save the world!
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. All i have to say is why? WHY?
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