There has been uproar today in Paris at an haute couture fashion show when the catwalk models refused to wear some of the latest creations of top designer Jean Paul McCartney.
Claudia Shifter told The Spoof:
It was terrible everything was going as normal, you know, hats that looked like the Sydney Opera House and trousers with no arse in them, just every-day stuff.
Then suddenly he wheels in a rack under wraps and when he takes the cover off it s all bits of dead animals and that.
He asked me to wear a pig s head for a hat and two cow s eyes as a bra. They bloody things were still warm so I told him no way!
And that signalled a similar response from the other girls.
The show then ended rather abruptly leaving critics to make up their own minds. McCartney told us:
Ziss was part of my new save ze planet range and as sooch was meaning to make a statement
We asked him what the statement was and he replied:
Zat we top designers can get away wees any old sheet and ze fashion world lap eet up. No?
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