BOURNEMOUTH'S stamp collecting services and libraries have earned the resort the "nerdiest" town in Britain title, according to a new survey.
And Poole has come third in the nerdiest town table, thanks to its six computer games stores and abundance of chess clubs.
Statistics from Locallife's 32 local internet directories also show that southerners are far "geekier" than their northern counterparts, with seven of the top 20 nerdiest towns on the south coast.
There are only three entries in the top 20 for northern England, perhaps confirming northerners' perceptions that southerners do not know how to enjoy themselves outside the office.
Though home to Mike Oldfield, the Reading Festival and WOMAD, Thames Valley capital Reading came a close second to Bournemouth.
The rankings are based on the number of "nerdy" products and services available to inhabitants and data from 322 towns across the UK.
Locallife.co.uk chairman Tony Martin said: "It is no great surprise to see Bournemouth named the geekiest place in Britain.
Anyone who's familiar with Bournemouth's nickname God's waiting room' will already know that it's far from the most exciting place in Britain.
"Overall it seems that the further south you travel the nerdier the inhabitants become. The south coast really outshone everywhere else.
"There must be something about sea air, cold beaches and proximity to France that makes people turn to geeky activities. A trip to the coast would be the perfect holiday for any true nerd."
Bournemouth council spokesperson Georgia Smith said: "Bournemouth cannot be slotted into any particular category in terms of our residents.
"We are proud of our vibrant town where there is something for everyone.
"We are delighted to offer 12 libraries - not 25 - to our residents and visitors.
"They contain fabulous modern resources, including computers, free internet access, DVDs, CDs and much more.
"I hardly think that watching films, listening to music, surfing the web or reading can be classed as the pastimes of nerds'."
Rikki Hyde, who has organised Bournemouth Stamp Fair since 1982, said: "I've been collecting stamps since I was 12.
"Stamp collecting is a huge hobby on the south coast, particularly for many people who have retired here.
"It's fascinating and to say it is boring is absolutely ridiculous.
"For some people it becomes almost an addiction."
Bournemouth councillor Jim Courtney is another avid stamp collector.
He said: "I actually sold my stamp collection to pay for our honeymoon in Venice.
"It was necessary at the time but something I regret and I've gradually built up my collection ever since. Stamp collecting is a hobby and investment.
"My stamps will be family heirlooms and I will leave instructions that they are not sold for at least 25 years after I've gone.
"Some people might see stamp collecting as dull but it keeps people's minds active. Bournemouth is certainly not a boring place, in fact we have now gone the other way and have too many pubs and clubs.
Personally, I prefer the town's bath chair image and its former elegance."
Bournemouth Stamp Fair will be held at Pelhams community centre in Millhams Road, Kinson, this Saturday from 10am until 5pm.
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"Someone who is considered foolish or despicable, often because they are completely wrapped up in something that is not thought worthy of such interest" - Chambers Concise Dictionary
Assuming an average length of about seven inches, laid end-to-end they would stretch for 16.2 miles.
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