Heather Mills -- she is the one-legged, one-time wife of Paul McCartney -- has a lot of horrible things to say about him. She claims he is an alcoholic, a heavy drug user, that he tried to stop her from breastfeeding and also that he stabbed her with a broken wine bottle. But for $300 million, she'll forget the whole thing ever happened.
She also says Paul made her cancel an operation she was gonna have on the leg she lost in a car accident because it conflicted with a vacation he had planned -- even worse, that vacation was to Gregory Hines's tap-dancing camp. Ohio Republican Bob Ney pleaded guilty to Abramoff-related bribery and corruption charges. Congressman Ney's district encompasses -- this is true -- most of Licking County, Ohio.
Which, early odds have it, will also be the nickname of his jail cell. Ney asked for leniency in sentencing because he says he has a drinking problem. If you're keeping score at home, that now makes alcohol responsible for corruption, anti-Semitism and homosexual pedophilia.
In a recent interview, Kevin Federline said he doesn't think his wife, Britney Spears, should lose her pregnancy weight. Federline said, "I'm enough dead weight for both of us." Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie have reportedly patched up their feud by having dinner at a restaurant together.
Nicole had the house salad and Paris had the waiter and three busboys. A strong 6.6-magnitude earthquake hit Hawaii.
Pretty scary. President Bush says he wants to do anything he can to help them because he considers Hawaii to be one of our strongest allies. Of course, FEMA was there immediately.
Actually, some FEMA had arrived a day earlier to assess the damage from the Japanese bombing of Pearl Harbor.
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