AMY: I don't like horror movies. But I liked Dawn of the Dead because it was so surprising.
ME: How was it surprising?
AMY: Everyone died in the end.
ME: That's not surprising. That's what's supposed to happen in a zombie film.
If they live, it's surprising.
AMY: Well, it's surprising to me!
ME: I get that.
But that's like me saying, "I watched this romantic comedy, and in the end, the two lovers got together! Who the hell knew that was supposed to happen?"
AMY: I guess.
ME: You know what would be surprising, though? A romantic comedy, and in the end the man and the woman get together and then get eaten by zombies.
AMY: But only if they never even mentioned zombies before that.
Just zombies out of nowhere, eating romantic brains! Fade to black!
ME: I think that's the only romantic comedy I could ever enjoy.
