evandorkin: What Do You Wanna Talk About?
Andy Jones  |  by evandorkin.livejournal.com. All rights reserved. 3.01 | 16:13

I can't seem to generate much energy for anything as of late, let alone the journal. It's not your fault, oh, no, you folks have been swell. I'm just feeling overwhelmed by the holidays, family stuff, recent house troubles, piled-on deadlines, and increasing problems with my hand and shoulder that will likely send me to the doctor to finally get that MRI I was supposed to schedule several years ago.

That's what health coverage is for, right? So why not use it. I dunno.

I keep meaning to follow up, but I also keep meaning to floss, go back to the gym, and finish Milk and Cheese #8.

Speaking of "I dunno", I dunno what to discuss here lately. The world situation is depressing and I feel anything I have to say is naive and pointless, if not imbecilic.

I feel woefully out of step with my chosen field these days. I don't pay much attention to modern pop culture. I stopped watching wrestling after Eddie Guerrero died and haven't really ever gone back save for a stray hour or two of TNA and Raw.

I keep wanting to talk about the tragedy that is Kurt Angle, but like most things, no energy, not enough information, and sleep beckons. I haven't seen a new film in the theater in years, have only seen perhaps five or six modern/recent films in the past year or two, most of which were asian martial arts movies. I haven't watched a television cartoon show in years.

All I've watched recently are several Carole Lombard movies on TCM, some subtitled Japanese dramas, Gordon Ramsey cooking shows, and the first four episodes of the first season of the revamped Dr. Who. Not a lot to go on.

Music-wise...

hmmm. Hear that sound? No, you don't, because I'm not listening to anything, really.

Anything I do hear on WFMU flits way from my ears and brain as soon as the song ends. Nothing sticks. I think I liked a band called Boy Skout on FMU a few weeks ago.

I forget. No help there.

Comics?

The few I've been picking up are mostly sitting around unread, and I haven't the time to get into anything I've read anyway. Dick Tracy, Popeye, Walt and Skeezix, Moomin, all well and good, no time to say why, or list any complaints. Did get some FBI Prince Valiants cheap off e-bay, won't read them until the series is completed, and we can't complete it because some of our missing volumes go for extraordinary amounts on e-bay.

So, perhaps when we're in the old cartoonist's home (ie, a refrigerator box), we'll get to those in lieu of buying cat food to eat. I also won some old paperback gag collections cheap off le e-bay, 8 books for about a buck a throw. Some Esquire and True collections, w/Virgil Partch, Chon Day, Ketcham, decent stuff all around.



But jeez, too many comic BOOKS, too little time, not enough moolah. I want the Dupey and Berberian books, there's some horror manga I've wanted to check out (I did get the first Drifting Classroom this week), the McCay releases from Checker, the last year or so of Little Lulu paperbacks, Gilbert Hernandez' Sloth GN, the FBI reprint of Nightmares and Daydreams or whatever it was called, Ode to Kirihito, the new Dennis the menace volume, Alison Bechdel's book, the Disney comics hardcover collection, that last Maakies book (I overcame my adversity to Maakies several years ago) and a few dozen other things I want or am curious about like the last Kramer's Ergot, any issues of Mome, Curses, Billy Hazlenuts, the Carol Tyler collection, blah blah blah. I don't even have Acme #17 or Tales Designed to Thrizzle #3.

WTF? Or the last Cromartie High School. WTFF?

And I'm super-curious about the Absolute New Frontier. I like Darwyn Cooke's art, haven't sampled a ton of his writing, but I wouldn't kick this nifty-looking comic book monster off of my shelf if someone slipped it in there. Man I want so many comics these days, it's ridiculous.

I don't want to make them, I just want to read them. Where can I get that job? It can't pay much less than we're making.



Toys. Oh, toys. I don't really buy toys anymore, but I have to try to get my hands on the new Jim Woodring vinyl, Mr Bumpers.

I have everything he's designed for vinyl so far, including the life-size Pupshaw (my last "stupid" purchase before going more or less cold turkey), and I, like, kinda need this one, because he's, like, kinda awesome, and I'm, like, kinda a geek-a-nerd. I like toys. So sue me.



Hey, presto. I sort of talked about some stuff. Well, actually, I really just made a whiny list.

So. What should I talk about? What do you want to talk about?

Got any questions you couldn't fit into prior conversations about falling plaster and broken glass? Feel free to bring it up, I'm rudderless without you.



( ) I coud ask a question you must be sick of answering.

.. any chance for a return to Hectic Planet?

I love all the stuff you do, but it was "Pirate Corp$!" that started my love for all things Dork. ( ) Not every one on here is just a comic fanboy -- we also have families, hobbies, neuroses and foibles.



I mean, I found you via 2sixteen and borrowing his Hectic Planet collection, but other than that, you're an LJ friend out in the ether.

Check out the top of the page, bro -- this is your journal. Don't feel any compulsion to satisfy an audience.

We all like the comments, yeah, but that's not what this is about. It's about (for me, anyway) having a safety valve, a place I can ramble and get all the static out of my brain and ease the pressure on the cranium so I can think straight.

While you have certainly entertained me, I don't think you owe it to me or any other LJer to keep us updated on the minutia of the comics industry, that is, unless that's what you want to write about.



Write about whatever you want -- I promise you that it'll get read. Rant about how the paper boy keeps throwing the paper into the puddles, or how no matter how well you plan it, no road trip goes as planned.

That said, I think it's awesome that you take the time out to answer questions and such.

But don't feel pressured to do anything on here unless you want to.

Cheers. ( ) More advice than a question.



It's about replacing a felt roof.

My advice is this. Whan your plaster falls in, whatever you do don't look in the reader's digest book of DIY under 'replacing a felt roof'.

It covers it in TWO PAGES and makes you think to yourself 'how hard can it be?'. I can't believe it's legal to sell books where re-wiring a house is covered in eight panels over a page and a half.



So don't go and buy about five rolls of roofing felt and drum of roofing adhesive the size of a timpani and then over a bank holiday weekend decide that you can do the job of a qualified roofer.

If you do, you may not have a ladder so you might improvise, for example you might keep climbing out of your bedroom window maiming yourself each time you do and use your wheelie bin (a dustbin (trashcan) we have in the uk with two unstable wheels on - My friend, a nurse, said that a patient ruptured their spleen falling off one while doing some DIY - I found htis out after) as a 'ladder' to get down off the roof. You'll spend two days manhandling huge rolls of felt onto the roof, spreading the adhesive too thin (over your old dirty roof - lets face it you're using a bin as a ladder, you're not going to take the old roof off like the book says) and when you finally stand back to check out your work.

..

It will begin rain for five days.

The rain will get through the adhesive and felt and pour through your ceiling cacvity until you have to beg a roofer to sort it out. That roofer will laugh at you. And charge you more to remove two layers of felt before doing what took you a weekend in about half a day.



Oh and did you write the space Ghost clip with the Ramones that is on either End of the Century or RAW? That clip RULES! ( ) I've been in a similar boat lately, in that none of my hobbies really seem to interest me lately, I feel directionless since completing my diploma.

. but hey, it'll pass.

And you shouldn't have to feel you're here to entertain us monkeys.

We appreciate you regardless of whether you're posting OMG NEW AWESOME COMICS, or OH GOD MY ROOF. How many other artists out there are really so open and forthcoming about what they consider their mundane life?

That said, um, let's talk about.

.. ok, what one prehistoric animal would you choose to clone and return to the wild?

( ) Things I want to hear about:

Welcome to Eltingville -- Why didn't it happen? You had strong characters, a great world for them to inhabit, a funny pilot episode and a theme song by The Aquabats! What more could you need?



Space Ghost Coast to Coast -- It's my favorite show of all time and you (and Sarah) wrote some of my favorite episodes of all time. Any stories you could share about your time writing for that show would be more than welcome. (I've long figured it was your idea to interview celebrity chefs for a cook-off contest and interview bug experts for a salute to Zorak -- just to name a couple examples -- but the work that had to go into making those things happen must have been extraordinary.

)

Tyrone's Inferno -- I expect you have to keep a lot of things close to the vest with this project since it's in development, but how did it get to this point?

I could fill a space just as long with questions about your comics work, but I think this is good enough for now.

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