Happy New Year, HuffPosters! May your 2007 be filled with love, laughter, passion, and lots of blogging and blog reading.
"I will run for president of the United States.
" -- Sen. Barack Obama
"I will run for president of the United States." -- Al Gore
"I will not run for president of the United States.
But if I do, I will speak from my heart and not triangulate every issue within an inch of its life." -- Sen. Hillary Clinton
"I will avoid making appearances on daytime TV after brutal nights spent downing limoncellos.
" -- Danny DeVito
"I will stop torturing myself by asking 'What if?'" -- Jeb Bush
"I will use my heartfelt to express my heartfelt condolences, not as a PR tool. And I will learn how to spell adequite.
" -- Lindsay Lohan
"I will not take SNL's ' ' video as a gift-giving primer." -- Bill Clinton
"I will not grant interviews about important issues after 5 pm -- or anytime I don't know what the hell I'm talking about." -- Rep.
Silvestre Reyes, incoming chair of the House Intelligence Committee
"We will admit that guns, in fact, really do kill people, and lots of them." -- the NRA
"I will avoid licking another girl's breast, at least in public." -- Katie Rees, Miss Nevada
"I will pick a party and stick with it.
" -- Sen. Joe Lieberman
"I will keep speaking out until the troops are home, no matter how I get slimed by George Bush and Karl Rove." -- Rep.
Jack Murtha
"I will keep my vile racist comments to myself." -- Michael Richards, Mel Gibson, George Allen
"We will stop pushing our product to kids." -- The makers of Prozac
"We will stop pushing our products to kids.
" -- The makers of cigarettes
"I will write on the blackboard one thousand times: 'Bad boys don't make good husbands.'" -- Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards, Whitney Houston, Kate Moss
"I will no longer shoot my friends in the face -- concentrating instead on the torso and legs." -- Dick Cheney
"When we hear bullshit, we will call it bullshit" -- The Mainstream Media
"We will keep speaking truth -- and punchlines -- to power.
" -- Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert
"I'm finally going to gain those pesky 15 pounds, so I can fit into that darling size 1 dress I've had my eye on." -- Kiera Knightly, Kate Bosworth, Mischa Barton, Nicole Richie, and the rest of the bony is beautiful brigade
"I will stop selling celebs on the concentration camp look." -- celebrity stylist
"Panty check.
Every day." -- Britney Spears
"I will get my list together for the world's biggest mass e-mail apology." -- Donald Rumsfeld
"I will pick a hair color that occurs naturally in nature before I pick up Rosie's girlfriend.
" -- Donald Trump
"I will ask Angelina about how to have a smoother baby adoption process." -- Madonna
"I will remember that I once actually had courage and conviction and stop sucking up to the religious right." -- Sen.
John McCain
"I will give the numerous sections in the New Testament about poverty and the poor more deference than I give to the few Old Testament rants about homosexuality." -- James Dobson
"I will give this Dolly Parton tribute thing a rest. Or at least bother to learn the words and stuff.
" -- Jessica Simpson
"I will realize the problem in Iraq isn't the media, it's the guy sleeping next to me." -- Laura Bush
"I will tell the President what I really think instead of what he wants to hear." -- Condoleezza Rice
"Hearings.
Subpoenas. Oversight." -- Sen.
Harry Reid
"I will realize that real men do admit mistakes, do change course, and don't let their Oedipal issues get in the way of doing the right thing." -- George W. Bush
Okay, HuffPosters, it's your turn.
What resolutions would you like to hear?
By: Virt on January 01, 2007 at 01:12pm
Flag: [ ] New Sec. of Defence "I will resign if Bush decides to escalate.
" By: TexasEllen on January 01, 2007 at 01:14pm
Flag: [ ] "I will start my nightly primetime news show." - Jack Cafferty
"Until Jack Cafferty gets his own show, I will continue mine, thrashing Bill O'Reilly whenever necessary." - Keith Olbermann By: RavagesOfTime on January 01, 2007 at 01:16pm
Flag: [ ] I will try to mobilize all the bloggers and commenters that come to this site to bring together a cohesive, coherent movement to impeach Bush and Cheney simultaneously, and as soon as possible.
By: cautious on January 01, 2007 at 01:30pm
Flag: [ ] "I will keep the promises I made to the citizens of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast that night in Jackson Square."
By: banachspace on January 01, 2007 at 01:37pm
Flag: [ ] I vow to become the greatest President in U.S.
history. I will have Dick Cheney indicted, resign and blow the whistle on the entire mess that is killing our once great country. America, I beg your forgiveness.
- George W. Bush By: getoffmedz on January 01, 2007 at 01:41pm
Flag: [ ] After seeing all the respect, love and admiration former president Jerry Ford recieved while lying in State in the Rotunda, I think I'll join him. george bush.
By: jerzyjer on January 01, 2007 at 01:43pm
Flag: [ ] "I'll bow to the will of the people and put impeachment back on the table." -- Speaker Pelosi By: Smartlady on January 01, 2007 at 01:47pm
Flag: [ ] I will restore Meet The Press to it's former stature by appointing a panel of distinguished journalists to interview guests. And those guests will not be Newt Gingrich, James Carvel, Mary Matlin or any of the other has-beens I've tried to shove down your throats.
Finally, I'll retire. - Tim Russert. By: parose10 on January 01, 2007 at 01:48pm
Flag: [ ] I will stop being so gullible and never cast another ballot for any Republican, at any level.
-- the American voter
I will stop going to church, giving money to church groups, expressing belief in supernatural beings or otherwise supporting any belief system not supported by, or at least consistent with, scientific evidence. -- the American church-goer
I will demand that ALL private money be removed from our election process and that the Constitution be redrawn to limit the U.S.
president to one six-year term, set up a simple means of recalling an unpopular president and limit troop deployments overseas and dismantle the military-industrial complex. -- the American voter By: Merlin7 on January 01, 2007 at 01:49pm
Flag: [ ] "When we hear that 25% (i.e.
, 75 million Americans) think that Jesus is coming in 2007, we will ask President Bush whether he agrees. We will not allow him to sidestep the question." -- The Mainstream Media By: TrueD on January 01, 2007 at 01:50pm
Flag: [ ] I promise to not start another war that I can't finish.
- George W. Bush By: Massconfusion on January 01, 2007 at 01:59pm
Flag: [ ] "'We will stop pushing our product to kids.' -- The makers of Prozac"
'We will stop pushing our products to kids.
' -- The makers of cigarettes"
How about just having all consumer corporations issue this statement? I'd like to see ALL advertising aimed at children toi cease. By: JFCooper on January 01, 2007 at 02:11pm
Flag: [ ] "I will run for president,".
-Wes Clark. By: julia06 on January 01, 2007 at 02:11pm
Flag: [ ] Save the spirit of the constitution --IMPEACH, IMPEACH, IMPEACH!!
! By: gerrylong on January 01, 2007 at 02:24pm
Flag: [ ] good tidings to you, arianna - much luck in the coming year!
"This year, I pledge to choose the more difficult action rather than the easier action.
"
By: martinchill on January 01, 2007 at 02:36pm
Flag: [ ] investigate,indict,impeach,imprison...
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.investigate 9/11, no more earmarks By: baccountable on January 01, 2007 at 02:48pm
Flag: [ ] We trolls, en masse, admit george bush has been the worst president in the history of the United States of America. We hereby resolve to join the reality-based liberal contingent of Huffington Post commenters.
Happy New Year to all the Huffington Post community. May this be the year sanity reigns in DC and we see all our troops returned safely to their families. By: toomuchalready on January 01, 2007 at 03:07pm
Flag: [ ] I would like each and every American citizen to resolve to face the destruction we have caused and find a better way to change the planet.
I would like every one of us to resolve to look into the heart of a family destroyed simply so the Bushies can play political football - and resolve that our country will do better than this.
I would like each of us to accept our own role in the decline of our reputation abroad by our own complicity - and resolve to demonstrate to the world that we are not the savages our leaders would have them believe.
I would like us all to resolve to be whole again - and make the world again whole as well.
I would like us all, simply, to resolve to be Americans again. By: Raven on January 01, 2007 at 03:27pm
Flag: [ ] By: bmermaid on January 01, 2007 at 03:34pm
Flag: [ ] "I will base my decisions on what is good for the country instead of what will give me power and get me re-elected." --American legislators.
By: martan on January 01, 2007 at 03:43pm
Flag: [ ] Christian fundamentalists in the U.S. value their religion more than their country.
We will ask President Bush which he values more, and we will not allow him to sidestep the question.
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