We're talking, of course, about reality -- which will intrude into the form of cameras from Million Dollar Listing: Hollywood, a Bravo series that provides the super-rich an alternative to taping "house for sale" ads on supermarket bulletin boards. Jacko will supposedly get the place -- which is said to be in a state of serious disrepair, particularly around the all-important llama enclosures -- into (sequined) white-glove condition in time for the filming.
He'll have to do a little sprucing up in order to fetch the full $50 million that the says he's asking for the pad -- which, it's probably safe to assume, includes a number of places for a new owner to powder their nose (or what's left of it).

1. LOL!!

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! its from the National Enquirer! Even you can't believe that crap can you?

The media, no scratch that, tabloids are so desperate for MJ stories since he left that now they're making up the silliest ever stories...

. 2. Hmm, its also interesting because this article would have to mean MJ went to the US for this meeting because Bravo is only in the US.

Well Mr. Jackson hasn't been back in the US since he left last year June. And this past week he was in ireland taking his kids to the movies as per this article today: The superstar, 48, stunned staff at the cinema when he arrived for a private screening of the Santa Clause 3.

His children Prince, nine, Paris, eight, and four-year-old Blanket were also with him and wore veils covering their faces as they sped past employees at the IMC Cinema in Co Westmeath. An onlooker said: "A huge people carrier pulled up outside and Michael got out and the two bodyguards led his children in." "He brought them to the food kiosk and ordered popcorn, sweets and four large colas.

He was in great spirits and seemed very relaxed and chatted away to staff." "One guy got a e70 tip when Michael told him to keep the change from a e100 note." "His assistants seemed anxious to keep Michael's presence a secret and as soon as the film ended they were whisked straight back to his car.

" A source close to the star said: "He really loves Ireland because he doesn't get hounded by the paparazzi." "Michael wants to make a permanent home here and it's just a matter of finding the right place."
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Michael may get his asking price of 50 million. Neverland is on 2800 acres, so it is a huge spread. You could build a small city there.

4. "The one thing that Michael Jackson never allowed into Neverland is about to make its first appearance on the estate's grounds." I thought they were going to say people over 13 years old.

5. I am so proud of Michael for trying to keep the three kids out of the press, and doing normal things as much as possible with them! I am glad he was with his children at a good kids movie instead of a show meeting secion in Japan on December 19th!

Life grownig up as the King of POP's children can not be easy! Cody loves you Mike and proud as peach punch that you have taken them to Ireland! It is a good place to heal and grow strong!

:) Stay beautiful in your heart and your love of your children and their well being will guide you also to be well, safe, and happy. Alway in my heart Your D.C.

I love you too and that is forever! 6. I ain't gaw'na believe nowt.

The press make up such stupid crap it actually never ceases to amaze me what stupid things they say, selling Neverland, pfft. WHy would he ever do that??

I mean Neverland, think about it!!!

It's like the most amazing place ever, and I'm sure it'll be back to its former glory soon :) Love yooh Michael!!!

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Since when did the word reality ever have anything to do with micheal jackson...

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.pleaseeeee..

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..just look at naming your child blanket.

.get real..

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i feel so sorry for these children. They will never know what the word normal means any more than their father did..

..is all so sad.

8. Did anyone hear about MJ buying that castle in Tyrrellspass, Co. Westmeath.

. think its simply called Tyrrellspass Castle? hope he settles down somewhere in the midlands.

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