, Bailey Linda Olwyn Willis. Apparently she decided against naming it after her stepmom and going with Bailey Limping Cunt Willis. are putting out their first album in 33 years, so everybody who pretends to like them should get a headstart coming up with euphemisms for "difficult to listen to."
Louis Vuitton knows who buys handbags: Wait, what? The guy who created the Green Lantern has . Frito-Lay stock surged on the news.*
have discovered that people with low self-esteem don't like mystery novels with twist endings because they'd rather feel like they knew who the killer was all along. This proves what I've been saying for a long time: We need to go back to war with Germany. *This joke doesn't work, and the difference is that this time I realize it. The idea is that only fat nerds care who created the Green Lantern, or even know who or what that is. Sorry.
Late one night, seven guys are sitting around at a cigar club in Beverly Hills, smoking cigars, playing high-stakes poker and complaining about how men always seem to get screwed-over by women.
Suddenly, there is a knock at the door.