Never mind the Black Pearl, the real curse is what happens to Johnny Depp s women when he s through with them, routinely running afoul of the law, abusing pharmaceuticals, appearing on Friends.
Sherilyn Fenn: Aka Suzi Quatro s niece. Former Playboy Bunny who also dated Prince. Post-Depp, Fenn foolishly turned down Twin Peak s spinoff series about her character.
Committed career suicide with atrocious faux-art flop Boxing Helena (a film also injurious to Kim Basinger s career). Current career summed up by latest role: Lulu Hogg in Dukes of Hazzard prequel. Friends factor:
Married to equally bland Clark Gregg, who plays Julia Louis-Dreyfus ex on her new sitcom. Friends factor: .
Charged with shoplifting thousands of dollars worth of expensive crap at Saks. During the trial, it was revealed that Ryder had up to 37 prescriptions filled by 20 doctors using 6 different aliases. Convicted of 2 felonies, later reduced to misdemeanors.
Friends factor: (Bonus points - Courtney Love: You re no one in music until you have feuded with me or until you sleep with Winona .)
Kate Moss: Psychiatric hospital stay 1998, attributed to substance abuse which she blamed on depression over Depp breakup. Once said she had never walked a catwalk sober, even at 10 in the morning. Smokes over 80 cigarettes a day.
Became involved with sexless leprechaun Pete Doherty, picture of her snurfling lines was splashed across the tabloids. She quickly lost a slew of endorsements, but quickly gained them back. Also plagued by skanky lesbo rumors.
Prognosis: more trouble ahead. Friends factor: none known, may have shagged Courtney Cox.
Give the man some credit!
and he is an amazing father!
Way to go Johnny!
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