The is wonderful. I recommend everyone who likes comedy to rush out and buy it on Monday, as it has the comedy content from all the episodes plus some brilliant extras that I cannot watch again as the DVD player doesn't like disc 2. The DVD drive on computer 1 is fucked and plays sound with green flickery shit so computer 2 entertained me for a while.

.. except for the crashing every ten minutes problem.

So far so good (ish) but now it will only play sound with a black picture and has lost all the screengrabs that were to illustrate this wonderful disc. I shall have to stare at the walls for the rest of the day. Computers must die!

Are you a Scissor Sister?

Those lovely folks at have an exclusive live new Scissor Sisters track online.

Nice!

Probably won't be there for long, mind.

London: Day Four: Comics and shit.

The stressed looking Asian man with the rucksack in your carriage of the tube is just that: A man with a bag in a crowded hot rubbish train. Calm down, people!

London means comics and off to Forbidden Planet I trotted. Worth working 'Up West' when you can nip to the cool shop after work. Damn you, evil chip-n-pin credit card!

Officially poor this week with all the food and drink, coffee addiction, comics, graphic novels, magazines, shoes, trousers and bag. Loads of precious things cheers me up though so it's worth it. And it's payday so I can justify pretty much anything.

Even two Teen Titans books from the 80's. Totally retro!


Gotta love 'The Ultimates' from Marvel Comics.

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Randomness:
Gwen Stefani is a brunette in her new video.

For some reason this also makes her look much more convincing as a woman than the trashy platinum blond look she usually has. But I am still not convinced.

When is Will Young going to be the subject of a tabloid kiss and tell?

Surely someone's done him and wants to make a fast buck?

Why is James Blunt? Why why why why why?

And what is Meg White?

Working a funny late shift today so doing internetty things in the morning when I would rather be getting extra sleepytime.

As usual the papers are full of hysteria and scandal. Who really cares about if a rubbish actor who had an affair with his kids' nanny's ex-girlfriend has been kissing a new man? Not me.

I want more new Doctor Who information...

Meanwhile, in 'Express Yourself Corner' I feel certain tabloids are more bothered about 'their taxpayers money' funding Islamic Fundamentalists' dolescum existence than the fact that there is a serious terror threat...

I would prefer 'Bombers are all evil murdering loons' myself. And weren't most of the actual bombers born in this country anyway? Not that their nationality excuses what they did.

*Update* I don't like the shoplifters no more! They are a different breed 'up west' but I did get to be 'bad cop' today which is always fun! .

.. A rude woman rambled on on the tube about whether it went to Wembley Park or not, even though the display clearly stated that it did.

.. she then fell asleep but unfortunately a nicer man than me prodded her just as it reached her desired destination.

She then proceeded to drop her bag, travel card and a piece of paper as she slowwwwwly walked to the doors...

and the damn thing waited for her. Damn! I love seeing people get jammed in the doors, how annoying to miss out.

Still, I had a nerd and a German girl discussing German terms for homosexual to keep me unamused for the rest of the journey. No security alerts, though, which was nice.

London: Day Two: Nasty man!

No London Transport issues to report today so I had a pleasant journey in, although I was semi-asleep which helped. Nice quick efficient journey home too.

Well done!

This is one of the attempted bombers from last week..

. How vile!
Fucking ugly cunt with a fat head.

Tries to disguise the multitude of chins with a rubbish beard but that doesn't work. Was wearing cheap nasty uber-flammable sportswear when trying to blow up a bus. I bet he has a terrible B.

O problem and halitosis that could strip pine. Wannabe - murdering loon. Just fuck off and die, bitch!

Phew. I feel better now.

Proper gorge potatoes and parsnip!

Who is the If you really want to know then click the link.

It's not me.

I was robbed.

And it's not Joss Stone, Tobey Maguire, Sir Ian McKellen or Annie 'Lennn-Ox' Lennox.

I am disgusted.

Wake up, ITV!

ITV.

.. the channel for chavs, the unemployed and the mentally ill.

The wonderful Website has done another round-up of some forthcoming shows for their Autumn schedule and they are mostly appalling. I suspect the big cheeses have been using my Random ITV Programme Concept Generator to get their ideas. Which stink.

Here are some highlights...