Simon Cowell's girlfriend Terri doesn't seem to like pickles. Well, Kellie Pickler that is. Apparently American Idol's contestant Kellie Pickler and Cowell are a little too affectionate to each other both on and off the show.

A snitch to the 3am girls said: "He is really affectionate to Kellie both on and off screen. They are often seen having intimate chats in the corner which has really annoyed Terri.
And this is where the fun starts.

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Terri told 3am: "Women throw themselves at Simon's feet all the time, but this is different - he's the one doing the flirting."
When confronted on the subject Simon said: "There's no point denying Kellie is gorgeous and, of course, Terri doesn't like me flirting with her.

But she knows I'm a flirt."
But that doesn't seem to go over well with Terri who rants: "Simon knows I'm annoyed and insists it's just 'fun and games' that makes for better television. But I see how his face gets flushed when Kellie's around.

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Even so, Simon says: "I'm happy with my girlfriend. We've been together for years but marriage isn't on the cards. She knows I'm not the marrying sort.

" Which will be another blow to Terri, who admits: "In my heart I'd hoped we'd be married by now. Women always think they can change the man they love, but I don't think Simon will ever be any different. I'm not stupid.

I followed Simon to LA because we love each other and wanted to remain close, but do I believe he'll make a commitment? I honestly don't know."
Well it sounds to us like you need to stop following your heart and start reading Simon's interviews Terri!

Morrisey has refused to perform in Canada until their annual seal hunt no longer exists. Over 352,000 seal pups will die in the upcoming weeks:

"I fully realize that the absence of any Morrissey concerts in Canada is unlikely to bring the Canadian economy to its knees, but it is our small protest against this horrific slaughter - which is the largest slaughter of marine animal species found anywhere on the planet. "The Canadian Prime Minister (Stephen Harper) also states that the slaughter is necessary because it provides jobs for local communities, but this is an ignorant reason for allowing such barbaric and cruel slaughter of beings that are denied life simply because somebody
somewhere might want to wear their skin.

"Construction of German gas chambers also provided work for someone - this is not a moral or sound reason for allowing suffering."
Wow, Morrisey is not messing around! Those seal pups are so cute though how could anyone kill them!

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! Thank goodness the US banned Canadian seal products in 1972.

They met up last month at the Raleigh Hotel in Miami where they discussed their stints in rehab together. A witness said, "Kate and Colin started chatting. She asked him how he was coping.

He said he was getting there."
Since the meeting, the pair have been exchanging steamy phone calls to each other. A source told the National Ledger, "Since they're both working on their sobriety, they completely understand the struggle.

Plus, they both happen to be very attracted to one another."
We don't think Kate is good for Colin. Just look at Pete Doherty!

On Thursday Richard Dreyfuss tied the knot with Russian-born Svetlana Erokhin after turning up unannounced at Rockingham County Courthouse in Harrisonburg, Virginia. Apparently Dreyfuss has gotten so wrinkly that even the Sheriff's Deputy Bill Spinar didn't recognize him.

He revealed to America's People magazine: "I happened to glance at him and said, 'You look like Richard Dreyfuss.'
"He said, 'I am Richard Dreyfuss.' I said, 'Yeah, sure you are.

' He said, 'Seriously, I am Richard Dreyfuss'...

and then he laughed at me."

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