MegaStar says: 'Why don't you get your Pete something nice and smart - and clean?'
Tears and big fat huffs in the rag trade over the celebrity deal that brings Kate Moss from high fashion into the high street.
Well, Mossy's often in the actual high street, 'aving a fag while trying to keep Pete Doherty on his feet, but that's another matter.
By "design", then, we presume the supermodel will be doing all the tedious cutting and stitching and sewing? Just thought we'd ask.
But, dahlings, the high-profile, headline-grabbing courting of La Moss hasn't gone down well with Jane Shepherdson, the architect of the clobber store's stellar revival of recent years.
So badly, in fact, that she's issuing a quit-threat - whatever one of those is.
It is, of course, big news in rareified fashionista circles and the Times adds that friends of Ms Shepherdson said that relations have broken down with Sir Philip (Green - billionaire Arcadia group boss) following the contract with Moss.
The paper adds that neither Sir Philip Green nor Ms Shepherdson were available for comment.
Still, they're always looking for staff at New Look and Peacocks, so we hear.
Moneybags Mossy, meanwhile, was probably hanging around outside a Londis in Hackney while pipecleaner Pete purchased another four-pack of Stella.
You'd think with her dosh she'd lend the damn boy the money for six, wouldn't you?
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