Travel broadens the lingo | Are you out there? | Cupboard love
Victoria Coren: The Remote XT is the cleverest idea I've heard of in ages, as well as the funniest. It is a service which makes your mobile scream when it gets stolen and keep screaming even when the sim card is removed.
Armando Iannucci: The Tory Party Conference saw David Cameron attempting to reconnect people with politics, which posed the question of how this could be done.
Oliver Marre: I'm delighted to hear that David Bowie has just in time stumped up 230,000 so that he and his wife, supermodel Iman, can also get a look at the world from above.
