Here is the Mad Lib to which your words will be added (recognize it?), see the results below: Wrong! Your ____ you keep, and I'll ____ you why...

"Honestly, when I look back at the whole situation, I'm so thankful to have made it through and to be out of it," said Rock....

Just got this early Valentine's Day present (as much as a press release can be a VDay Present). So many great bands we may not even miss MMJ (okay, we'll miss 'em). Tickets on sale 2/23 at noon... New York,.....

I feel bad for Nicole, bringing a new child into the world, and having the death of her son on the same day. How sad! I am praying for Nicole, her son, and her newborn baby. Nicole is a strong lady...

MRS. BUSH: Thank you all very much. Thank you very much, Sandy. Thank you, Sandy. Sandy, that was a very lovely introduction, and it was also fun for me to hear how you all met. Everyone is always interested, I think, in those kind of stories...

[December 26, 2006, 5:01 pm] The Bonnaroo Music Festival could rake in the dough for Coffee County for years to come...

In Brazil, songwriting matters big-time - like it hasn't since the days of Lennon-McCartney and Holland-Dozier-Holland. They have a knack for creating melodies sweet enough to make your teeth hurt...