Anyhow, the now dead man's so receives news of his father's demise, and returns to their African home with a few of his college buddies – and what an appropriate time for a friendly excursion. "Your dad's dead? ROAD TRIP!
!" Once home, the young man finds his father's diary, and thus we are treated to an extremely protracted flashback scene involving the battle and its aftermath. At this point, we already know pretty much everything we need to about what happened out there, but that doesn't Franco from giving us the looong look back at what happened with the father after the battle.
You see, it turns out he was rescued from wandering in the desert by a local sheik, and as a thank you he hooked up with the sheik's daughter and got her pregnant. Is any of this really relevant to the overall picture? Nah.
Does it give Franco a chance to film the sheik's daughter naked? What do you think?
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