The bra has been raised
Jim Borowski  |  by www.blackburn.vitalfootball.co.uk. All rights reserved. 22.05 | 17:37

There are two things in life that I`ll never really understand; bigamy, and the mechanics of a bra. The wife finds my ineptness hilarious, she was rolling on the floor last night as I struggled with a multitude of hooks; I should really have passed her the valium. For me, that was the least amusing moment of my life, and I`ve met Tim Lovejoy.

Whenever I feel depressed, I find the quotes of Ian Holloway are always therapeutic. The great man has been responsible for more quality lines than Pete Doherty. The Plymouth manager`s mirth masks an underlying intelligence, like a beauty queen dying her hair ginger to fend off an unwanted suitor.

I refuse to underestimate the modern day Socrates; I`m piling into Plymouth at 17/10 to knock out Watford. The last time Middlesbrough met Manchester United, Gareth Southgate was quick to condemn Ronaldo`s propensity to greet the turf like a long lost relative.

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