Hondo, who kept his Derby futility streak alive Saturday, saddled a winner yesterday as he cashed with the Padres to raise the earnings to 630 colberts.
Today, Mr. Aitch has some day-night double-dippage in the works - 10 units apiece on the Indians and Padres.
If Jim "I Am A Gay American" McGreevey follows through on his threat to become an Episcopalian priest, he's hoping to be named Roving Reverend of the Rest Stops, Jersey Turnpike Division . . .
The judge in the Paris Hilton case didn't have community service as a sentencing option, since Paris already has serviced the community.
It was a mini-maul last night in St. Petersburg, and Hondo paid a steep price as the earnings tumbled to 690 ramoses.
Tonight, Mr. Aitch will risk some Silva dollars on the Twins over Wakefield, that knuckle head. 10 units.
Jim "I am a gay American" McGreevey only decided to enter an Episcopalian seminary after years and years of soul-searching. That, plus he had to prove that his patellas are tough enough to handle all that praying.
If it's Derby time, it's time for the Hondosage Index.
The Hondosage (as if you didn't know) is based on a complex maze of equine equations which factor in breeding, past performances, speed figures, and mostly guesswork in an annually unsuccessful attempt to forecast the Run for the Roses. Here's how it shapes up, according to the H.I.
: Scat Daddy, Any Given Saturday, Circular Quay.
Hondo treaded water with the Brewers and Marlins yesterday, hitting with the former and missing with the latter to leave the bankroll holding steady at 765 sturdivants.
Tonight, he expects Ortiz to continue to show devotion to The Cause - 10 units on the Twins.
Joan Baez says she doesn't know why officials at Walter Reed Hospital won't let her perform for the wounded soldiers. Could be because they feel the patients are already depressed and would only be come more so if they were subjected to folk music.
Today, he has some double-dippage in the works: 10 units on Sanchez to get down and dirty against the Metamucils, and 10 on Capuono to collar the Cards.
That might have been a costly breakout game for David "One Homer" Wright last night. Sources say he was being seriously considered for a role on "Lost" .
.. Demonstrators at yesterday's immigration rallies were calling for an easier road to American citizenship.
Hondo has adopted a similar cause after getting stuck repeatedly in traffic yesterday. He's calling for a stop to the never-ending construction on Rte. 287 and the Tappan Zee Bridge, so that he'll have an easier road to his golf outings.
Ride on!
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