Britney Spears hit up the clubs in this hideous neon pink trash bag. Looking pale, parched, dried out and just plain FUG, Spears mugged it up for the camera.
OH!
But check it out, she s actually wearing underwear!
In the words of Mrs. Federline: Oh lordy!
Avert your eyes, ladies and gentlemen. Britney Spears is taking charge of her own publicity. The pop-tart turned mother-of-two broke up with her longtime flack Leslie Sloan Zelnick just after Labor Day, vowing she could handle the PR duties related to the birth of her second son, Sutton, on her own.
(Her music rep, Sonia Muckle, is still on retainer.)
Expect more classic TV moments such as Spears s interview with Matt Lauer last June, when the Today host arrived to find Kevin Federline s disheveled wife alone at her Malibu mansion in runny makeup and fake eyelashes. Of course, Sloan Zelnick may be relieved.
If Britney were my client, I would fire her, says a rival flack. Why work with someone who clearly doesn t want to listen? Does this mean more Chaotic?
More of her tramping around in too small cothing with her chubby ass? Let s hope she hires someone soon when she realizes she hasn t got a single clue as to what the hell she is doing. Was there ever really a feud though?
I m thinking this so-called rivalry was exaggerated by the media.
The “Dirrty” singer bought a $570 gift bag for Spears’ new son, according to Life Style. An assistant helped pick up the bag, which included a hooded towel, overalls, slippers and a crockery set, reports the mag.
The goodies will be added to the lavish room little Sutton Pierce shares with older brother Sean Preston, which according to L S cost Spears $100,000 to redecorate in blue with nautical themes and a large SPF — the initials of both tykes — stenciled on the wall.
Anyway, the multi-millionaire gets more free shit. Woohoo.
Who didn t see this coming? Isn t this what all the hot, pretty young starlets do anyway? Pop the baby out a month or 2 early via a scheduled C-section and than while they re down there, a little nip here - a tuck there and 2 weeks later they are looking more fab than the did before they were pregnant!
It has been reported that the pop princess had a tummy tuck after giving birth to her second child, Sutton Pierce, last week.
A tummy tuck involves reshaping and firming the abdomen. In the surgical process, excess skin and fat is removed from the lower and middle abdomen in order to tighten the abdominal wall.
According to NW magazine, the pop princess was dying to have her old, fab body back and requested the delicate, cosmetic surgery be scheduled after giving birth because taking some time off to work with a personal trainer and exercise would just take too long - and not to mention be more painful.
Perez Hilton is reporting that he recieved a tip that Britney s latest addition, a little boy born Sept 12th, name will be Sutton Pierce Federline. No confirmation on whether the baby has officially been born (her camp has released no official statement) nor the actual name.
Not sure who that is with Sean Preston in the window. Some outlets are saying it s Jamie Lynn Spears (Britney s younger sis) or Britney herself. Doesn t look like either to me.
Law Order does their best Britney and K-Fed impression. For their season opener an episode that L A claims is completely fictional and isn t based whatsoever on any real person, but here s a brief summary:
In the episode titled Fame, J-Train becomes the prime suspect in the murder of an NYPD detective and gets arrested when the killing is connected to incriminating photos of his paparazzi-hounded starlet wife (she s snapped dropping the baby in Central Park and then leaving the kid alone in a car while she runs into a coffee shop, per the New York Post), forcing the oversaturated couple even further into the media spotlight.
Britney Spears had her second child this morning, via c-section at about 2am.
Her first child, a son, Sean Preston now has a new little brother to play with, name yet released. Reportedly Number 2 weighed in at 6lbs 11oz.
Please all, stop saying Britney gave birth .
When you schedule a c-section long before your due date, it s not giving birth . It s forcing baby out before it s time so you don t get stretchmarks or extra fat.
BTW, if you haven t heard about this by now than you are about out of it as I am today!
Ireland Online is reporting that US Press Releases have announced that today Britney and Kevin will be welcoming in new baby, ( ) today from a scheduled C-Section. I haven t seen any of these US Press Releases so as of now it s merely gossip and how the hell is Ireland getting the scoop on US news outlets
Britney Spears will give birth to her second child today via Caesarian section, according to US press reports.
The Toxic star and husband Kevin Federline have reportedly scheduled the delivery at UCLA Santa Monica Medical Center, California, just a week before their son Sean Preston s first birthday.
Yesterday speculation was the Britney was to have a scheduled C-Section on September 14th, the same birthdate as her first child, Sean Preston.
I would be lying if I didn t say it was tough, says Federline about being Mr. Spears, I think the expectation is real high for me you know, it s like you see my wife here she is this huge superstar everybody loves her, all of her music is just hits after hits and it s hard to compete.
Yeah, especially if this is what your music sounds like:
Apparently a bidder paid more than $500 for a half eaten Egg Salad Sandwich and a Corn Dog from which Britney took a few bites. K-Fed also nibbled on the dog. The ebay auction winner is famous for outlandish stunts.
The seller claims that he works part time at a “fancy schmancy” hotel and was serving Spears and Federline during a catered affair where the food ranged from fine gourmet cuisine to deep-fried eats. “As you can see, they weren t eating high class that night,” notes the seller.
K-Fed ate a few things, “but the only leftover item I managed to pick up from him was this corn dog,” notes the seller.
“Later I went to clear their plates with it, and as I was picking up the plate Britney picked [the corn dog] up really quick giggled and said ‘I can t let that go to waste’ and quickly took a big bite off of the stick end of the corn dog. I can t help but wonder why these stars insist on going out in public looking like cheap streetwalkers and than complaining about all the attention their behavior recieves. Britney Spears was out and about recently in a peach slip dress that barely covered her pregnant belly, wearing a cowboy hat and oversized sunglasses.
K.Fed was no where in site.
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