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The interns will do various odd jobs, some of which we know about and others we have yet to invent. You will be paid, a little bit. It probably will require daytime availability, but daytime availability more or less means an hour to waste on the internet in the morning or afternoon.

We d like at least one of the new kids to be based in Washington (and Ken wouldn t mind having someone to walk his dog, so LA s good too).

A sample Daily Briefing and/or Metro Section and/or To Do list.

Proof that you can string some words together in a vaguely coherent fashion.

Availability and location.

Start dates will vary, but could be, for some lucky sucker, as soon as next week.
Good luck, bored students of the nation.

Check in Sunday, probably, for the start of s exclusive coverage of the White House Correspondents Association Dinner.

Bloomberg is at the Costa Rican embassy.

Capitol File is at the Colombian Ambassador s house.

Vanity Fair is at Chris Hitchens house.

See you Sunday, kids. We ll be full of 25% more hate and bile than usual due to being hungover and working on the weekend.

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No, under the Henry Rollins ad. Yes, right there.
Guys, we re just going to spend the next couple days posting pictures of , if that s all right with all of you.

Because there will be absolutely no political news of any import for
So until the nation recovers from this tragedy, enjoy 2.0:

POLL: Rank the facial hair of 19th century Vice Presidents!

Hahaha did you see this YouTube clip of Alanis Morissette singing My Humps ?

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Better kisser, Ford or Carter?

Feel free to leave more light diversions in the comments, which we won t read or respond to.
Ross won the coveted award for spreading all those filthy e-mails and IMs. , on the other hand, simply posted the e-mails and said they were obviously fake.

The result? All the Republicans got voted out, we lost the Iraq War, Newsweek published the in the history of printing, and Wonkette won a Here is what we propose: Ross, you give us the Peabody and the prop phone, and you can have our .

The world gathered around YouTube to Look at him move, doing the rapping dance.

That s true, he s a dancing resident. He is a sidekick to the president. What is his name?

Thousands of cats and gerbils were subsequently renamed. commenter Cogito Ergo Bibo asked: Where s Kanye West when you need him?

Jim Webb hired a to wander around the Russell Senate Office building reenacting Wolfenstein 3-D.

The pistol was Mr. President.

Attorney General Gonzales has real problems now, problems in the form of Sometimes he sings to the boys from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West and sometimes he just inserts his finger up to the knuckle.

Smithsonian Secretary Lawrence M. Small He s since been seen roaming around the National Zoo, calling for Butterstick and singing from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West.

Someone replaced the Google Map satellite images of the Gulf Coast with Thank god it s finally over.

Iran to while the men (worth two women each) will remain in custody until Bush says I m not touching you one time too many.

According to The Hill, by a sinking feeling that rock roll was killed in 1993 by a Smashing Pumpkins record.

Angry multitudes have sent in the shocking evidence: Attempts to read Wonkette or any of our sister academic sites that cover housing and urban development issues are all blocked.

IT S AN OUTRAGE.
Instead of somberly enjoying America s precious freedoms as you are doing right now at this second, workers trying to visit Wonkette see a blank screen with an address line that listed Wonkette and a bunch of garbage then words to the effect HUD access denied. Please go to about the problem so we can quickly get it resolved to better serve you.

HUD is already at the center of a that will most likely cause the economic collapse and physical destruction of the United States. And now their Soviet Totalitarian ways are crushing our precious freedom to look at .
you are a sorry communist piece of shit.

Get your own web address.