Cally's Kitchen: December 2006
Steven Bridge  |  by callyskitchen.blogspot.com. All rights reserved. 21.05 | 9:13

The Chair Speaks out on M Sarkozy, Harriet and the Nanny

This meeting is called to order

"The Chair would today like to record his debt to of his eponymously titled blog for the following video: the speeches of Lady Margaret Thatcher set to house music. It really is a wonder to behold:


" the man who will be the lovely Ségolène Royal's most likely opponent for the French Presidency next year. You will not be interested in his name as he won't win, and will most likely be found out during the election as a cad and a bounder, but for the record it is Nicolas Sarkozy.
"I am simply not worthy of your votes!

Give them to Ségolène!"


"Still at BBC On Line, the Chair could only smile wryly (yes, chairs have lips) when he read the following headline: What, ho! The Chair thought to himself, one of our Lords of Misrule is finally going to do the decent thing!

Alas, it was not so. Apparantly, the Government has enough money from the loans-for-peerages scandal swishing about to send a proper astronaut to the moon. He will probably be American and Nasa will take our good, British money and ignore us like the American Government is wont to do.



"On a slightly more serious note, you can tell a politician wants something (i.e. votes) when they start saying things that they have never said before.

Step forward Harriet Harman who has called for the Labour Party to put the family at the heart of its 'policy making'. Ms Harmon is, of course, a deputy leader candidate. Well!

The Chair proposes that this committee congratulates Ms Harmon and invites her to get the warm clothes out as the family has been shivering away at the margins of Labour society for ten years now. STOP abortion. START privilaging families in tax laws.

START helping those on sink estates. HELP young people in prison instead of leaving them to the tender mercy of other criminals.

" .

Need the Chair say more?!

"Finally, The Chair would like to record his thanks to the Vice-Chair for stepping in for him during the last committee meeting.

Yes, it is good to have a Vice-Chair, although, it is only the Chair himself who has the casting vote!"

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