What do U2 and Spider-Man have in common? A musical! It started as a comic, and then it was transformed into a cartoon, a series of movies, a few videogames, and now the famed story may be told on the stage.

The Irish rock group s Bono and The Edge are reportedly planning to pen the score for the new Broadway musical based on the Marvel Comics superhero. The project is to be helmed by Tony Award-winning director Julie Taymor, who previously helmed the stage adaptation of the hit movie, The Lion King.
I guess the tight hero costume has been mistaken for a leotard.

I guess the gay community is very excited about this, they love those musicals ya know. Seeing my childhood hero s image desecrated like this will scar me for years. It is bad enough with all the over-commercialism that movies bring, now they have gone too far.

I am going to go dig a hole and bury myself alive right now.
Kevin Spacey once signed an autograph as Phil Collins because a fan was convince he was the Genesis singer. The Oscar winner was dining in a restaurant recently when the venue s resident pianist approached him, convinced he was someone else.

The actor recalls, He was so excited to meet me and he said, Your music has changed my life. I had a very short-cropped haircut at the time and he was absolutely convinced that I was Phil Collins, and he was so convinced that I was Phil Collins that I signed an autograph as Phil Collins.
I see it, both have giant round heads, bald, and are gay.

Phil s music is especially gay though.
Aerosmith star Steven Tyler owes his well-toned physique to the summers he spent mowing lawns. The rocker hated the manual labor his parents forced him to do on one estate in particular - but his summer job gave him a great body that still responds to just a little exercise.

He says, Do you know why my body looks so good? Because for 21 years I mowed the lawn. I mowed 14 acres.

From eight in the morning until one in the afternoon I was out mowing the lower 40 (acres) and digging ditches and mowing the tennis court. I hated my parents when I was growing up for that because I didn t have a good summer. But Tyler loves the body his summer job gave him: If I do 10 push-ups every morning, the muscle memory morning, the muscle memory is right back.

Time to write another sell-out album of fluffy rock.
Pop star Pink was left speechless at a party where she once played for a Russian oil tycoon, after realizing all the beautiful women dancing during her show were hookers. The singer admits she thought all the women at the high-profile Moscow party were wives of businessmen and couldn t believe it when actor/singer Jim Belushi, who was also on the bill, revealed the truth.

She says, It was like this oil guy s party and all their wives were the only ones dancing when I performed and they re all, like, 20 years old and gorgeous. I m like, Oh my God, these guys have the most beautiful wives. It took me two hours to figure out they re all prostitutes.

I bet all the hookers laughed at how UGLY she was.
Carrie Underwood has found fame and fortune, and now she d like to find a good man. The American Idol champ told Cosmopolitan magazine that she hasn t had a serious relationship since her college sweetheart in 2005.

The singer says she s shy and horrible around guys. Guys who would never look at me twice before might ask me out now, so I guess I have better opportunities, she told Cosmo. But when I do meet a guy, there s this Does he just want his picture in a magazine?

factor. Underwood added that she s not necessarily ready to settle down yet. I m not saying I want to get married tomorrow, but I d like to have someone other than my mom to call when I have good news, she said.

Carrie Underwood open up some of your stalker email or letters and pick any guy that you want. Or go hang out in Hollywood and have Wilmer Valderrama add you to his celebrity pump list. Or be like a normal singer and have your security pick you out a man/men during a concert and have anonymous sex with him/them.

Carrie Underwood needs a date. Give me a break.
Warren Beatty admits it: he was so vain.

The once-notorious Hollywood lothario has acknowledged what many in the business have long suspected: that he s the self-absorbed ladykiller Carly Simon sang about in her 1973 hit You re So Vain. Let s be honest, the 70 year-old-star told the Express. That song is about me.

The identity of the cad Simon sang about has been such an intense source of speculation that in 2003, NBC sports head Dick Ebersol paid $50,000 at auction to learn of the identity of the man who was so vain that he watched himself in the mirror.
After years of running around and having a good time, I began to realize with some embarrassment that in most ways my movies all seem to return to one fairly unoriginal recurring theme: Love conquers all, he said. I don t know if it s true but it seems to be true for me.

Man it has got to be the hardest thing in the world to be an old Warren Beatty now thinking back about all the wild sex he once had, and now no one under 35 knows who is is. I heard all the crazy stories about this guy as a kid, but never thought he was any sort of a sexmachine in Hollywood because I always saw him as an old dude. But back in the dizzo, he was hiting ass fer shizzo.

But now that he s really old, and that s just plain gross. And even discussing it creeps me out.

You re so old, you probably think this diaper is FOR you!

Rosario Dawson Was Upset With Death Proof Rape Scene. Rosario Dawson challenged moviemaker Quentin Tarantino on the set of her new movie Death Proof after he made her character leave a friend to get raped.
The feminist actress admits she had huge problems with the scene because she felt one woman wouldn t leave another behind if she felt she was in harm s way - but controlling Tarantino refused to listen to her complaints.

Dawson says, I talked to Quentin about it several times, because I had a huge problem with leaving her there: I don t leave that girl behind, I love that girl, we re friends. Quentin says, No, (and) I say, Can I throw her the keys to the car? and he says, No, you can t, that s not how it s going to work.

I was like, Damn!
Janet Jackson is praying for Britney Spears because she fears the pop superstar s problems aren t over yet. The singer can t help feeling that Spears recent rehab stint is only the start of things to come as the pop star struggles to fight back after a terrible 2006, which ended with divorce and a series of party problems.

Pray for your poor mangled nipple. Pray for your sicko brother. Pray that people don t find out that you are talentless and without everyone writing your music and songs, you are nothing but a Jackson name.

Go watch Vh1 videos of yourself, eat a bucket of chicken, and get fat again.
A group of kids on spring break thought setting up a lemonade stand near George Clooney s movie set might be a good business move. They were right.

The star paid $20 for his lemonade, which 10-year-old Carter, 6-year-old Chandler and 5-year-old Chase Fontaine were selling for 25 cents. Before long, Carter had made another sign that read, George Clooney was here! and planted it at the road.

Way to go kids.
Gina Glocksen, who had her share of good and bad American Idol moments, kissed the show goodbye Wednesday, becoming the latest casualty in viewer voting. The exit of Glocksen, 22, of Naperville, Ill.

, trimmed the number of finalists to eight. The winner will be chosen in May. Who cares anyways!

Go Sanjaya!
Whitney Houston s 14-year marriage to Bobby Brown will officially end this month, and she will get custody of their teenage daughter, a judge ruled Wednesday. The singer dabbed her eyes with a tissue as Orange County Superior Court Judge Franz E.

Miller ruled that the divorce will become final April 24. Brown did not attend the hearing. In court, Houston testified that she did not need spousal or child support and that the couple s 14-year-old daughter, Bobbi Kristina, could not depend on Brown.

Deadbeat dad!
Film director Robert Clark, best known for the beloved holiday classic A Christmas Story, was killed Wednesday along with his son in a head-on crash with an alleged drunken driver, the filmmaker s assistant and police said. Clark, 67, and son Ariel Hanrath-Clark, 22, were killed in Pacific Palisades, said Lyne Leavy, Clark s personal assistant.

RIP.
First-year sitcom 30 Rock, which earns rave reviews but low ratings, will get a second chance to prove it can win over viewers. The comedy created by and starring Tina Fey of Saturday Night Live fame has been renewed for the 2007-08 season, NBC announced Wednesday.

In a statement, NBC Entertainment President Kevin Reilly said the network expects the show to continue to build its increasingly loyal audience and become another of NBC s classic comedy series. Lose Tracy Morgan, he sucks.
MR.

BLACKWELL slams Britney and Paris:
Who s the worst dressed woman in Hollywood? Even Mr. Blackwell can t decide!

This year Britney Spears and Paris Hilton tied for the No. 1 spot on the fashion critic s 47th annual list. Blackwell called the ex-bestfriends Screamgirls and said they were two peas in an over-exposed pod.

Later Mr. Blackwell will tell us what color the ocean is, since we all don t know the overly-obvious.
A wannabe model discovered that getting too close to 50 Cent at a party can leave you all wet when she approached the rapper at a recent Hollywood Hills bash.

The unnamed model, a contestant on Tyra Banks reality TV show America s Next Top Model, was thrown into a pool at the Hollywood Hills party when 50 s security detail decided to teach her a lesson.The incident was caught on camera as Banks film crew shot footage of the model wannabes mingling with celebrities. It will air tonight on the show.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
We are convinced, based on extensive review of the evidence, that this case is an accidental overdose with no other criminal element present, Tiger said at a news conference announcing Smith s autopsy results.
Also found in toxicology testing was human growth hormone and chloral hydrate, a sleep medication, Perper said.

She didn t suffer, he said. She went to sleep. Perper said the drugs in Smith s system acted on the respiration and circulation systems and basically shut them down.

Ok all you folks with your conspiracy theories should be at ease now. Maybe, just maybe Howard K Stern s medications that she was taking, is grounds for some sort of investigations.
• Anna Nicole Smith s diary sold for $512,000
• RIP BAYBEE!

The DNA test to find out who the father is is still underway. Will Danielynn get evicted from her Bahama home? Also Howard K.

Stern was served papers for trespassing at Anna Nicole Smith s house after her death. They are saying he shouldn t be living at the house. Also Larry Birkhead has a fight on his hands with Anna s mom over custody of Danielynn.

Virgie wants to raise the child.
The Desperate Housewives star admits himself. He is the lawn kid that had the affair with Eva Longeria s character.

This African American diva gave a little attitude, rumors say and blew a .08.
Well folks its final.

And it is a multi-million dollar deal (20 million) with Kevin Federline. Happy Birthday Kfed BTW.
She goes onto Entertainment Tonite for and exclusive interview.

I doubt Mike and Carol would approve. Her real name is Maureen McCormick, but really cares?
Presidential hopeful, and my favorite candidate, John Edward s wife was diagnosed.

She had it in her rib, now it is in another rib.
Votefortheworst.com, Howard Stern, and Star Muscle voted for this loser and people are outraged!

Simon Cowell said he would quit if Sanjaya won the whole competition.