The self-proclaimed "Soldier of Love" Donny Osmond has now hopped aboard the cover-album bandwagon, releasing .
The album, which hits stores today, contains 12 gems from the decade that introduced Saturday Night Live and Saturday Night Fever. From the soul of Al Green (is the act of squeaky-clean, eternally youthful Donny Osmond covering the smoldering "Let's Stay Together" a sign of the musical apocalypse?) to the saccharine wailings of Dan Hill's "Sometimes When We Touch," and Barry Manilow's "Mandy," the album has a little something for everyone who enjoys old-fashioned songs covered in the most white bread of ways, or appreciates irony.
And for those who pinned up a Partridge poster or two, check out David Cassidy's new techo effort, which offers, according to (NASDAQ: ), "club-rocking remixes of Partridge Family classics." I only wish I were joking.
Beth Gaston Moon is an analyst at .

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