Nothing Says I Love You Like a Few Obscenities

have a sample of what that might look like if there would be a camera permanently on in each of their rooms.

Don t fret, cause I m about to explain it all in just a second...

Apparently, Pete Doherty and Kate Moss have recorded a track together called PK Nuts (PK standing for the initials of their names, Pete and Kate respectively) and they also shot a home made video for it, which was posted on the Internet by the rocker himself. While many are still unsure about the nature of the video (like, is it for real or is it just a hoax?, do they really swear at each other like that or are they just playing?

), it does make for an interesting study.
The melodic line of the song and Pete s voice are probably the only things that should get our attention here. If they fail to do the trick (hey, not everybody thinks he s that much of a rock god after all!

), you can also look at the clip because it s funny. Also, if you go out on a limb here and pretend that it s for real and not staged, the fun will be double. Guaranteed.

So, we have Pete pulling a chair in front of the camera, playing his guitar and singing his beautiful love song. At one point, a scantily clad Kate (actually, for a moment, I thought she was completely naked, save for a tiny bikini bottom) comes in the room, sits on a swing and begins to put in her own lyrics. I m telling you, Pete s words of ardent love pale in comparison to Kate s Rot in jail, you c**t.

Rot, rot, rot, rot ! I used to hear that feelings of love are better expressed when you swear (and, eventually, spit comes out of your mouth at a blinding speed, hitting everything in sight) but I thought it was just a myth.
The duet ends with Kate telling Pete that Sonny and Cher we re not and warning him not to la la me .

If one were to give a straight opinion on this, one could say that Kate is not to be la la-ed, simply because she is already living in la la land. Hypothetically speaking, of course.
Towards the end of the video, someone from behind the camera is heard saying Cut and another woman mumbling something about how this time it was better.

But I say you should totally watch the video, even if it s not for real. At least, you get to see Kate dangling her pretty legs all over the place and kicking Pete s ass from his chair. Yes, love is certainly the greatest thing on earth!