Wait, Klaxons are launching a campaign to ban glowsticks? That whole "new rave" thing was a term they made up as a massive piss take of overeager and gullible NME journos? We don't know what to believe anymore!
And apparently,...
Poor NME. Just months after the rag coined a new genre for their present poster boys, said band is set to switch up its game. Klaxons are looking to branch out into the sweet rhythm blues, and so naturally.
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When NME's hype machine goes into full gear (as for the genre they dubbed "New Rave") we're immediately on guard.
But it's not (necessarily) that we don't trust them, just that their buzz-machine is deafening to the point of drowning...
Although NME poster children Klaxons made some waves in '06, next year is really meant to be their coming out party. Their first full length Myths Of The Near Future is out in the UK 1/29, and this is the..
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The face of NME's recent "new rave" obsession, Klaxons are a pill-popping trio trading in dark, freak dance rock who enjoy spray painting themselves fluoroscently and saying things like "MDMA-zing!" and "E-Tard.
" It's all meant to be an ironic take...
