coolest live performances around.
commercial commodities in little over a year, thanks largely to their ABC sure know how to support comedy. In fact, they are the only ones While up against stiff competition in PrisonBreak, Heroes, House and The Footy Show this week - the all comedy lineup of Spicks and Specks, The Chaser and the all new British sketch series The Catherine Tate Show, Wednesday nights is almost impossible to miss!
there, and will quickly find it's audience amongst the Aussies.
with multiple recurring characters all played by Tate - and of course, of you - or have you buying novelty aprons with pics of "Nan" on it.
6.
Across the board, Seven, Nine and Ten have some great flicks on including The Perfect Storm, In The Line of Fire and...
48 Hours...
.well they can't all be winners! However, for those keen on staying up those few extra hours later, you'll find one of the best TV movie gems in a while.
the least mentally challenged of all the Culkin kids, Kieran, in a very Danes is fantastic here, and is a pleasure to watch (especially considering the last time she really appeared on screens was in Terminator 3). Culkin really shine, and one has to wonder why Macauley couldn't have pulled off just as convincing a performance.
- David Lennox.
variety TV for you.
contestants keep dropping like flies, while the ratings continue to soar. It's been an excellent mix of celebs this year.
With a hell of a Somers is still as awkward as ever, and one has to wonder how he ever got through 28 years on Hey Hey looking so uncomfortable and embarrassing on camera. Either way, with competition!
- David Lennox.
cardigans and ultra tight jeans.
Perhaps the timing isn't right anymore those who are still enjoying it, theres plenty of action still to occur in the pools, with a good amount of Gold medals for swimming hopefuls Is it a case of to little to late. Nine tried to jump on the Dancing bandwagon last year with the woeful Dancing on Ice and now they may have taken it one step to far with the ridiculous Strictly Baby Ballroom.
it's funny for about 15 minutes as you think to yourself "Hey, they look like little people" - but that's the extent I feel.
prepare for the British Championships. Definatley worth checking out, but in terms of long term success, I'm not sure where it's headed.
is make or break time for the one time King of TV.
Rove is the perfect example of the fickle nature of TV audiences. From the very moment he appeared on Nine, he was hailed as the second coming of Kennedy. And, when it gets down to it, they were right.
brought back variety when it wasn't there to be brought back, he was just stealing lame ideas from Letterman.
show was one the verge of getting the axe due to dwindling figures, Rove tragically lost his wife (and TV actress) Belinda Emmett. It is place him in one of the toughest timeslots in Television.
Which is a shame - and wrong on so many levels.
None the less, one can only assume that first night ratings for the new improved Rove - which now has added Peter Helliar, Hamish Andy and Dave Hughes to it's weekly lineup - will be impressive, if only for the "Let's see will be tuning in for.
country will be playing their hit and will no doubt be sitting down for a chat.
Look, it's great to see him back. But whether ratings stay consistent is pretty hard to believe. It's a shame, but that's TV.
ABC have a hold on the Wednesday night comedy lineup, SBS are doing allows you to not even have to bother getting of your bum from 7:30pm.
which continues to both appall and appeal. There is not subject that is taboo - heck, last weeks episode had President George Bush claiming he violently blowing his head apart.
But it's funny...
week Al Gore visits South Park Elementary, and talks about the terrible Manbearpig, who roams the Earth. Manbearpig is "half man, half bear, half pig." After the boys' basketball game is interrupted by another visit from Gore, who is disguised (poorly) as the Manbearpig, Randy attention, because he has no friends.
Satire at it's best, because it's satire that actually warrants a laugh or two!
To coincide with the release of , Moviehole talked to the man himself, Borat, about his debut feature. Keep the kids eyes away!
Why did you choose to make this movie? Information. They had initial plan send me to Europe for make a documentary, but I could not get visa for travel there, due to sex crime mis-understanding.
This have now been resolve since I prove the horse was over seven years of age. The purpose of travel to US and A was for learn lessons for Kazakhstan and help improve our nation. This healthcare system, very nice roads and the the lowest level of What kind of people would you like to bring to the cinema?
something for everyone: discussion about politik for adults, popular the small childrens. But I must warnings, as this film contain extreme violences, very rude languages and a close-up of a man s shrivelled bishkek, it have receive most extreme rating from Kazakh censor - You re surrounded by crooks and prostitutes, how have you managed to be this nice guy? like to be nice, why not !
? It is nice ! Everyone in my family have village everybody like him !
How do you accept the fact that your mother and your sisters are prostitute? mother is not prostitute, but my sister is. This have obvious brought shame to my family, but we cannot fix it ; no matter how hard she try, Coming from a retarded area of the world, how do you like your new star power?
stars power is not new, since was I already fourth most famous person in Kazakhstan. Number three is ex Olympic gymnast Lily Utmarkan who now foot in ear while other in her vagine. Number two is our glorious Do you see Borat as a thought provocative movie, a East against West feature or just a fucked-up documentary?
do not know how you can suggesting this documentary was fuck up? My movie is most successful film in Kazakh history. It open simultaneous on all 7 of our country s screens and was blockbusterings!
It take top spot from Hollywood movie, King Kong, which had been number one film in Kazakhstan ever since it was release in 1934. Is this movie the end of Borat s career? Ministry of Information have say that if this movie is not success, it will not only be end of my career, but also end of my life, because I What would be the most interesting character to interview : Bush or Bin Laden?
And why? would very much like meet mighty US Warlord, Premier Bush. He wise man and almost as strong as his father Barbara.
We very much admire much of his policys for examples American justice systems. We have recent also introduce death penalty for serious crimes such as murder, Who would you call a pussy and why? I would call my neighbour, Nursultan Tulyakbay a pussy because he a very childish man who recent call me a pussy.
What is your ultimate goal in journalism? am current listen to Bing Bang by Korki Butchek, Mouth Party Party by Popstar Billy Sexcrime. Everbody Dancing Now by C and C Music Manufacturing Plant, Girls Just Want To Have Fuck by Cyndis Laupers, and also Candling The Winds by bald homosexual Elton John.
My favourites album is new release by chocolate face, Michael Jacksons What name would you give to God? We in Kazakhstan follow the hawk. Closest we have to worship a God is Fearless Crusader, Mel Gibsons.
What is the best part in the U.S? like very much New York Cities.
I make many many friends there and learn many new thing. My most favourite new bestfriend in New Yorks was a professor of driving who instruct me on how to operate motorcar. At forest and make bang bang bang in anoos.
I was also very surprise to see that womens can drive cars in US and A. We say in Kazakhstan that How are your personal relations to your President, Mr. Nazarbayev?
Will he come to the premiere? with a bone in the middle of their brains. My glorious leader, Premier Nazarbayev is, in fact, very proud of my film and recently travelled to Washingtons DC to promote it.
While he was there, he become great frihostingend with US Premier, George Walter Bush and teach him how to almost 5 seconds. If there is one more item of Uzbeki propaganda claiming that we do not drink fermented horse urine, give death penalty for cleaning anoos with Kazakh flag, or export over 300 tons of human pubis per year, then we will have no alternative but to commence president has a beautiful and well-known daughter, Dariga. Have you had the chance to shag her?
Or if not, would you like to in the future? the Kazakh people. How do you feel about this "progress"?
barbarics past. Please, you must come see for yourselves - if you have family, you can stay at new resort, Astana Funworld where there is luxury cages for the wifes, unlimited buffet of Turkmenistani squirrel, dog and gypsy. your work, you have closely followed the role of Jews on world politics.
What would be your recommendation for solving the I do not know. We is much more imposter that spread lies about Kazakhstan in Washington recently, has he been caught? Or will a military response form your country be find him, including asking people if they are him and looking at people Since you have a strong history of mental retardation in your family - do you sometimes feel you're going crazy, too?
Also, I personal am highly educate - I has degree in Plague Research from Astana Universtiy. I was responsible for create three new ones! One of them was sprayed on Uzbekistan and kill 2 millions goat!
know a two-year old who likes to see you very much on TV. Will she She can watch Kazakh Teletubbies instead. My 11 yr old son Bilak recednt start as actor in it!
He still very nervous about appear on camera especial for the sex scenes. I do not know why to show it to the other childrens.
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