The Bosh: August 2005 Archives
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Star is just bursting with gossip about the hate affair between Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. Their most recent report has words to this effect: If Paris and Nicole were out in a wild woods, and Nicole were bitten in her privates by a poisonous snake while she was taking a wee-wee, she would likely die, because there is no way in hell that Paris would suck the venom out. Paris is said to be ticked at her little sister Nicky because Nicky has accepted to be a bridesmaid at Nicole's wedding to Adam Goldstein.

And Nicky has upped the ante by accepting an invitation to Nicole's bachelorette party. There does not appear to be any truth to the rumor that at that party, Jack Black is going to jump out of a cake and fart.
Wagging tongues, however, also say that Lindsay Lohan is partly to blame for the cat fight between Paris and Nicole.

Desirous of becoming a part of their inner circle, the little lush ran from one to the other, reporting on what nasty dirt had been scooped out. (By Scott Rose)
Singer Art Garfunkel, half of the legendary '60s duo Simon and Garfunkel was arrested for marijuana possession. According to reports Art , 63, was pulled over on Sunday by a New York state trooper near Woodstock after running a stop sign, The Daily Freeman newspaper reported on Tuesday.

The trooper's report of the incident said a strong marijuana odor was coming from the car and a marijuana cigarette was found in the ashtray.
Garfunkel, who lives in New York City, was given a ticket and is due to appear in Woodstock Town Court on September 22.
Pop star Michael Jackson has finally shown his face since being cleared of child abuse.

The singer on vacation in the Gulf City of Dubai smiled for photographers during a tour by United Arab Emirates rally champion Mohammed Bin Sulayem and the son of the king of Bahrain. Sulayem was quoted in local newspapers as saying: "Michael had a wonderful time and he was surprised and impressed by what he found in Dubai."
The photos were released on Jackson's 47th birthday on Monday.


Jackson is thought to have left the US for the Middle East soon after the verdict.
He is believed to have traveled from Bahrain to Dubai on 20 August.
Rocker Pete Doherty reportedly started a fight with Razorlight's Johnny Borrell during a music festival in Leeds, England reports UK site Monster and Critics According to NME.

com Babyshambles guitarist Doherty went to Razorlight's dressing room at Bramham Park during the Carling Weekend: Leeds Festival shortly before midnight Sunday and headbutted the Razorlight singer.
Security had to separate the brawling rockers.
A festival source told NME.

com the attack was apparently unprovoked.
After being headbutted, Borrell floored Doherty. Security broke up the fight and escored Doherty back to his bus, a source said.


"Ocean's Eleven" star George Clooney has invested an undisclosed amount in a proposed $3 billion Las Vegas resort. The resort, to be called Las Ramblas, will be developed by Related Las Vegas and Centra Properties with Clooney and nightclub operator, Rande Gerber helping plan and design the hotel, restaurants, entertainment venues and casino, the groups said in a statement. The resort will house more than 4,400 hotel and condominiums in 11 high-rise buildings.

Construction is expected to begin in mid-2006 and the first four towers are expected to be completed in early 2008. "We're clearly putting more than just our names to this project - we're investing financially and creatively to develop an idyllic environment that reflects our personal tastes and interests," Clooney said.
Clooney said the hotel will be sharp rather than loud, more Rat Pack than rock star.

"I wanted it to be like old Vegas and old Hollywood. It's going to be a classy joint," Clooney told the AP.
Clooney added that he and Gerber, who is married to model Cindy Crawford, hope to lure their Hollywood pals like Brad Pitt to Las Ramblas
Variety is reporting that movie producer Saul Zaentz, 84, earned $168m from film studio New Line for The Lord of the Rings films because he bought the rights to JRR Tolkien's books in 1976.

The $168 million payout was revealed in court papers after New Line settled a legal battle with Mr. Zaentz, Variety said.
Saul Zaentz sued New Line for a further $20m, saying they miscalculated the box office royalties he was owed reports BBC
The three Lord of the Rings films made more than $2.

9bn at box offices around the world.
New Line still faces a legal challenge from the trilogy's director Peter Jackson, who says the company withheld his share of profits from the first film.
David Hesterbey, 48, of Santa Barbara has pleaded innocent to burglary and other charges stemming for a visit to the home of actress Jennifer Aniston Hesterbey was arrested after he allegedly entered the former Friends star's home in Malibu on Thursday.

Aniston, 36, was on location shooting a film when Mr Hesterbey visited. He was charged with first degree burglary and petty theft and remains in custody on $70,000 bail.
Two employees at Aniston's home told the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department that David Hesterbey entered the house early last Thursday and claimed to be looking for the actress.

Hesterbey is believed to have gained access through an unlocked door reports People Magazine
A temporary restraining order has also been issued against Mr Hesterbey after Aniston filed a petition against him. A pre-trial hearing for the burglary and petty theft charges was scheduled for 7 September.
Apple Computer is set to introduce an all-new iPod next week at a special event at the Moscone Center in San Francisco, California reports New York Times.

An invitation sent to select media reads in part: "1000 songs in your pocket changed everything. Here we go again." The slogan "1000 songs in your pocket" was first used by Apple when the original 5GB iPod was introduced in 2001.

The long-awaited phone made by Motorola , will be marketed Cingular Wireless, the New York Times reported, citing a telecommunications analyst who has been briefed on the announcement. The newspaper said the new phone brings together two of the most popular digital devices today -- the cell phone and Apple's iPod, which has popularized the practice of downloading songs from the Internet reports CNN.
The report said having iTunes software on the phone would allow people to transfer songs from their personal computer to the phone and listen to them.


Apple, Motorola and Cingular declined to confirm or deny the report.
Pregnant Pop Diva Britney Spears has slammed reports that she verbally abused Alexa Nikolas, 13 on the set of her younger sister Jamie Lynn's TV show, Zoey 101. According to reports the singer was upset to hear about tensions between her sister and costar Alexa Nikolas, and rushed to the Zoey 101 set to defend Jamie Lynn.


A source tells PageSix.com she "proceeded to scream that Alexa was an 'evil little girl,' and that she had better watch herself or she 'will never work in this town again!'" A spokeswoman for Spears says, "Jamie Lynn and another girl on set were having problems, as 13-year-olds do.


"Britney did have words with the girl, but felt she was sticking up for her sister. She did not yell by any means, she just gave the girl a sisterly talking to and wondered why they just couldn't all get along."
Creative Technology, the Singapore maker of the Zen digital music player, on Tuesday said that Apple Computer's popular iPod and iPod mini music players use Creative's recently patented technology.

Creative said seeking royalties or suing rivals such as Apple were two options open to the company reports AP Apple had no immediate comment.
"We don't rule out any of the alternatives open to us," said Craig McHugh, president of Creative's US division. "It's too early to say we are predisposed to any one of our options, but we will vigorously defend our intellectual property.

"
Analysts said that while it appeared likely Creative would seek royalties from Apple, patent cases such as these could drag out for many years and were highly unpredictable.
"Creative will have a hard time getting its bite out of Apple," said Phil Leigh, analyst at Inside Digital Media.
Creative said it had applied for the patent -- dubbed the Zen patent after its Zen player -- on January 5, 2001, and it was awarded on August 9, 2005.


The U.S. Patent Trademark Office recently rejected a request filed by Apple in October 2002 to patent some of the device's technology.

Microsoft Corp. had filed a similar application in May 2002.
Star is sooooooo mean!

!!!

!! They have to go reporting that the Rolling Stones have a combined age of 245.

Can you imagine such nastiness? Anybody can see they don't look a day over 244. Whereas what used to get the Stones rolling was a ton of drugs followed by two tons of sex, Star intimates that now it takes the knitting of baby booties for grandchildren and the occasional glass of prune juice.


Recently, the gossip world was electric with the news of Keith Richards' having said that Mick Jagger is hung like a girl. It is rumored that he later apologized to girls for having said that.
But who are we to criticize the Rolling Stones?

When we have a combined age of 245, we should be so lucky as to rock a giant sports arena! (By Scott Rose)
What with Live Aid and Angelina and Brad calling so much attention to Africa, The Bosh wants to keep its readers in the know about what's happening on the far side of the Atlantic.
Today's New York Times carries an article describing a condom shortage in Uganda.

Wagging tongues say that while Uganda had a success with its HIV prevention programs, the Bush administration's insistence on abstinence education has led to a decrease in condoms being donated to the country. It is said that Uganda needs 150 million condoms a year. Don't we all?

Because condoms have become scarce and expensive in Ugandan cities, men have begun using garbage bags as substitutes to prevent H.I.V.

infection. We have not been able to reach any of their partners to learn how it feels to get boffed with a garbage-bag-clad willy.
Clearly, the Bush administration is totally correct to insist on abstinence.

Science has proven that people do not need intimate relations for their overall well-being, just as it has proven that Intelligent Design eliminates all the intellectual accomplishments attributable to Charles Darwin's discoveries and thoughts. (By Scott Rose)
Shakespeare in Love Oscar winner Gwyneth Paltrow says that if ex-boyfriend Brad Pitt and his ex-wife Jennifer Aniston had kept quiet about their relationship, the circus would not be as big now. "I learned my lesson at 24," Gwyneth, 32, tells Time magazine.

"It would be a lot easier on Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston now had they not talked to the press about each other and everything to begin with."
Paltrow and Pitt broke up in 1997.
"When I presented at the Oscars last year," Paltrow tells Time, "everyone would say to me 'Where's your husband (Coldplay frontman Chris Martin)?

Is there trouble in the marriage?' And I was like, Why on earth would I bring my husband?"
"Our marriage is between us.

If we decide to continue being together or not, it's our business."
Veteran punk group, Green Day took home seven moonmen for "American Idiot" and "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" at Sunday night's MTV Video Music Awards, while newcomers The Killers and Fall Out Boy each grabbed one of their own reports People Magazine. "This kind of response, I don't know, it's like you're at the biggest party in the United States right now and the song that gets most nominated and most celebrated is the biggest hangover," frontman Billie Joe Armstrong told reporters after the show.


Kanye West won best male video for his "Jesus Walks" video.
The highlighs of the night included an exchange between presenters Lil' Kim and "Entourage" actor Jeremy Piven. "You know, she's about to go to the big house for lying," the actor said, referring to Kim's recent conviction for perjury.

"I'd like to place a call to the warden and upgrade your situation."
When Piven continued the jabs, Kim said, "Jeremy, I think I've suffered enough."
Fat Joe, still upset by 50's criticism of him in his song PIGGY BANK earlier this year (05), stated, "I feel so safe tonight with all this police protection, courtesy of G-Unit," during his presentation speech for Best Hip-Hop Video
Fat Joe didn't have the last word either - G-Unit star TONY YAYO called him "Pussy boy, fat boy" at the end of his performance with 50 Cent, before yelling, "F**k Fat Joe".


"Desperate Housewives" star Eva Longoria, donned a skimpy one-piece pink bathing suit that featured a plunging neckline to introduce another highlight Mariah Carey, who performed a solid two-song medley outside of the Show.
"Hey Diddy, you said anything goes, and I wasn't going to let a little hurricane prevent me from wearing my bathing suit!" Eva Longoria said.


Other than that , the show was a hot mess.
Sexy songbird Mariah Carey - in Miami for an appearance at last night's MTV awards reportedly hooked up with funny man Eddie Murphy on Friday night. According to New York Daily News, newly single Murphy, called MIMI (Mariah) on her cell phone ring during her dinner party at the Raleigh Hotel's penthouse, demanding she come over to Prive, where he was hanging out with pals Quincy Jones and Ice T and Coco.

Carey finally showed up at 2:30, looking sexy and relaxed. Both stars immediately started whispering into one another's ears and nuzzling.
They "held hands with her under the table," a spy tells New York Daily News
By 3:30, the pair had slipped out the back door unnoticed.

The were holding hands as they slid into the back-seat of a Mercedes, and zipped over to the five-star Hotel Setai.
"They were sitting in the car 15, 20 minutes until nobody was on the street and then they went in together."
"The 40-Year-Old Virgin" was number one at the box office in North America for the second straight weekend, raking in about 16.

4 million US dollars, showed estimates out Sunday. In "The 40-Year-Old Virgin" Steve Carell plays Andy Stitzer, a dedicated collector of fantasy action figures who rides his bike to work at an electronics store and, after hours, watches TV's Survivor with elderly neighbors. He has had a few girlfriends, but things never quite took off romantically.

Over the years, his bad luck with women has morphed into resignation.
"The Brothers Grimm" opened in second place, earning about 15 million dollars, according to the Los Angeles-based box office tracking firm Exhibitor Relations Co. Inc.


"Red Eye" was third with 10.4 million dollars, followed by "Four Brothers" (7.8 million) and "Wedding Crashers" (6.

25 million).
Friends and family are concerned for startlingly thin Nicole Richie, 23, wondering if she's the latest member of Hollywood's superthin set (whose members include Mary-Kate Olsen, 19, and Richie pal Lindsay Lohan, 20). "She looks like a skeleton," said one insider who saw Richie at the opening of Hollywood club LAX .

"I was horrified at how skinny she is."
"She's been thin for a while," says a source, "but now her chest is practically concave and her legs are thin pins!"
At the center of the controversy over Richie's weight is the star's fiance, Adam Goldstein, a.

k.a. DJ AM, who two years ago carried a whopping 324 pounds on his 5'9" frame before undergoing gastric bypass surgery reports Star Magazine.

Goldstein is now down to a slim 169 pounds, but friends are worried that the pair, who became engaged last February after two years of dating, may be involved in an extreme game of dieting.
"The two of them hardly eat, Nicole especially," says one regular on the L.A.

club scene. "I don't think Adam is aware of how thin Nicole's gotten because he sees her all the time - he just says how sexy she looks. Nicole's now working out all the time and they have both totally cut out junk food.

"
Wagging tongues are on the move after the Post reported that Britney Spears has spent in excess of $100,000 on the nursery for her baby, whose name has already been decided: Preston Federline. Has a ring, like a rusted bell. The room is said to be covered in "expensive organic fabric on the walls and ceiling.

" There is a hand-painted mural of peaceful scenes in nature, furniture of costly Alder wood, and that would include the changing table. I know I would never put my baby's soiled butt on a plastic changing table; why should Britney?
Meanwhile, a cat fight controversy brews over whether Britney did or did not furnish the nursery from Beverly Hills hot spot Petit Tresor.

PT says she did, her spokesperson says she did not and that they should shut their petite bouche. Considering that Britney has already spent over $100,000 on this nursery, The Bosh counsels her to go the whole hog; Tiffany's has a lovely silver spoon for only $6,000, ideal for placing in baby Preston's mouth at the moment of birth. (By Scott Rose)
In the wake, or better put, the wakes of all the shootings and mayhem surrounding the rap and hip-hop movements in music, The Bosh interviewed music historian Martin Goldberg to learn his opinion of what drives the violence.


Bosh: Dr. Goldberg, thank you so much for agreeing to speak with us. Firstly, I'd like to know; does contemporary urban popular music foment violence?


Dr. Goldberg: The answer is an unequivocal no. The hepped-up, angry sound, the ranting, the screaming, the audio effects as of trashcans being tossed about in an alley, the death-obsessed lyrics and other characterstics of the music in question can not possibly be motivating the people who live with it to acts of violence.


Bosh: Isn't that like Bush telling us that when he talks about war, he's really talking about peace?
Dr. Goldberg: The lack of a connection between reality and what is said there is more heinous than the one here.

Besides, do you have scientific proof that rap music causes shootings?
Bosh: Even if I did, I would still rather eat lobster than do anything with it.
Dr.

Goldberg: A wise choice.
Bosh: Do you consider ominous the name of Suge Knight's record label 'Death Row.'
Dr.

Goldberg: How these pussy cats do know to employ irony!
Bosh: I've been known to employ it myself.
Dr.

Goldberg: Thank you for interviewing me. Now I must go listen to the variations that bear my name.
Bosh: Dr.

Goldberg is referring there to a keyboard work of J.S. Bach.

Dozens of wild shootings followed its world premiere. (By Scott Rose)
Sexy Pop Star Gwen Stefani, the most nominated artist at the MTV Video Music Awards will reportedly perform at the 2005 MTV VMAs. The New York Daily News reported last week that Ms.

Stefani had planned on boycotting the star-studded show in Miami on August 28, despite her numerous nominations, because of the slight.
Currently scheduled to perform are Kelly Clarkson, Coldplay, Green Day, Mariah Carey, Shakira, Ludacris, the Killers and Kanye West.
A PerezHilton.

com Spy says Gwen Stefani was spotted at the Ritz on Saturday, and an MTV insider insists that she will be performing at the ceremony after all!
Death Row Records CEO Marion 'Suge' Knight is in intensive care at Mount Sinai Medical Center in Miami Beach following surgery to remove a bullet from his leg and repair a fractured bone. According to police, Marion "Suge" Knight was shot in the leg around 12:42 a.

m. Sunday morning at a party hosted by Grammy-award-winning hip hop artist Kanye West at the Shore Club Hotel in Miami.
Eyewitnesses said at least six shots were fired during the incident, which occurred in the club's Red Room.


"I was dancing beside him, then I heard a pop that sounded like a champagne bottle had been opened, then I saw his bodyguards throw themselves on him," New York-based artist Lilo Kim told The Miami Herald. "It happened so fast, people were in a panic, trying to get out of there."
Celebrities who attended the party included Jessica Alba, Eddie Murphy, Paris Hilton, the Game and The Black Eyed Peas, but it was not clear if they were still there when the shooting happened.


An off-duty Florida Highway Patrol officer on a security detail at the hotel's Red Room bar saw scores of guests pouring out of an inner room at the bar shortly before 12:45 a.m. Eastern time.


Authorities said their investigation has yet to turn up any suspects, though they are continuing to speak to eyewitnesses. A police report described the shooter as a black male wearing a pink shirt.
"We are interviewing all the witnesses we can to hopefully develop a composite," Miami Beach police spokesman Bobby Hernandez said.


Extras are needed for the movie The Assassination of Jesse James starring Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt reports Brandon Sun Canada. The Movie is tentatively scheduled for five days of filming in Winnipeg in late October. An open casting call has been scheduled for Aug.

28 from 10 a.m. to 9 p.

m. at the Winnipeg Convention Centre.
The casting crew is looking for "ladies and gents, school marms, scruffy ankle biters, cowboys, gamblers, gunslingers and civil war amputees.

"
Males and females between five and 95 are welcome at the audition. Women and girls with long hair and men with facial hair will be favored.
Interested extras can call 204-942-4600 for more information about the casting call.

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