The Bosh: November 2005 Archives
Jim Borowski  |  by thebosh.com. All rights reserved. 31.03 | 23:24

Is Michelle Jerkson the worst bigot in celebrity history? Just this week, her goose-stepping, anti-Jewish voice mails came to light; it was not the first time she had taken the low road against descendents of Abraham. She's being sued by Marc Schaffel, a former business partner, against whom she directed anti-gay slurs.

As if. Back around New Year's, 2003, Michelle left a voice message for her former friend Dieter Wiesner in which she expressed bigotry against Italians. Michelle deserves to be bound to a four-poster bed with linguine, spread with bruschetta, and the rest is to your imaginations.

If Garibaldi were alive today, he would track down every last copy of "Thriller" and dump them in the Adriatic.
What is Michelle Jerkson, anyway? She wants no part of being black, though she was born that way.

Ditto on gayness. Rumors that she has been signed as the new face of Revlon are completely unfounded. (By Scott Rose)
Sometimes, it's good to be a little stupid.

Actor Josh Duhamel grew up wanting to be a dentist, but his school grades barely qualified him to screw caps on tubes of toothpaste. He went to Hollywood, and the rest is history. Part of the history, so Star tells us, is that Josh Duhamel is pussy-whipped.

Before getting entangled with Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas, he might have considered that one of their hit songs is titled "Shut Up!" Now, there are many, many times he wishes he could sing it to her.
The Fergs shows up on the set of his "Las Vegas" show, angry as a skunk that the shooting schedule is going to interfere with his shooting in her.

She screams, she barks, she says the F word. Wagging tongues say the "Las Vegas" cast and crew have taken to calling her "Mrs. Boss.

" (By Scott Rose)
As Bree van De Kamp on "Desperate Housewives," Marcia Cross reacted to the coming-out of her son by worrying that her stuffiness had somehow caused him to be a wienie-loving homo. Having relaxed her nether regions over that one, she went through a very public charade; feeding rumors she was going to announce herself as a right-on lezzie. Life was sweet back then, it seems.

As per a report in Star, Marcia is having no end of headaches, deciding whom to invite to her upcoming marriage to stockbroker Tom Mahoney. On the one hand, if she makes her wedding a small, family-only affair, it won't have the grand show-biz glamour she craves for the most important day of her life. On the other hand, she would rather die and go to hell than to invite her bitchin' cast mates Teri Hatcher and Eva Longoria.


Teri and Eva, of course, would just love to come (in Saran Wrap dresses) to steal attention from the bride, who is older than they. What is poor Marcia to do? Looking at it from Tom's point of view, so long as she doesn't come out as a lesbian, he'll be happy.

(By Scott Rose)
You can go to read an interview between Brad and Oprah, done back in the good ol' days when they were the best of chums. Oprah all but gets down on her knees to sniff him, and he all but lets her do it. As a special bonus, Brad talks of "having a little cuddle" with Jenn.

Awwwwwwww!
Along comes Star, telling us that Brad has soured on Oprah like month-old milk left out in the sun. He had once gotten all weepy with her, choked up about not yet having any kids.

He feels embarrassed by the incident.
What does O do? She plays the outtake over and over and over, exploiting Brad's weak moment to promote her show.

The Bosh to Oprah: Certainly there are Brad Pitt moments that could be shown time and again that would get more attention than the emotional breakdown bit without perturbing him in the least. (By Scott Rose)
The fourth season of the reality show Simple Life , titled The Simple Life: Till Death Do Us Part,, will air on E! next spring, the cable network announced Monday.

"We are thrilled to welcome Paris, Nicole and The Simple Life to E!," said Ted Harbert, the network's president CEO. "The addition of this huge comedy hit to our schedule will continue to distinguish E!

as the leader in entertainment, celebrity and pop culture television."
The viability of the series was called into question after FOX announced in October that it "did not see a place" for the show - while the rift between Hilton and Richie escalated reports People Magazine. In April, PEOPLE reported that their fued had escalated into an all-out war.

"It's no big secret that Nicole and I are no longer friends," Hilton said in a statement at the time. "Nicole knows what she did, and that's all I'm ever going to say about it."
"Life" will reunite its stars, Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie, for 10 new episodes to kick off in spring 2006.

E! will also acquire syndicated rights to all 36 past episodes of "Life," which will begin running in January reports Hollywood Reporter.
The new season's format will plug Hilton and Richie into the role of the married homemaker, with each "socialite" competing to see who can best balance tasks like cleaning and child-rearing.


"Simple" ran on Fox for three seasons beginning in December 2003.
Actor-singer Nick Lachey, whose separation from Jessica Simpson was confirmed last week after months of tabloid speculation, will play a newly wed in a pilot for the WB reports MTVnews The untitled project will be developed by Danny Jacobson, the co-creator and executive producer of "Mad About You," who described it as a "romantic comedy under a microscope."
Lachey is set to play a baseball star navigating a new marriage in a pilot for the WB network, spokesman Paul McGuire said Monday.


Lachey, the former star of MTV's "Newlyweds" is no stranger to the WB, having logged multiple guest shots last season on the network's drama series "Charmed."
"Nick is a huge talent with a major following and Danny is a brilliant, seasoned comedy writer," McGuire said. "We hope it's a good match.

" Shooting of the half-hour pilot will begin in April. The show will be considered for the network's fall 2006 lineup, McGuire said.
Along with acting, Nick has spent the past year recording his second solo album reports ABCnews
Maxell Corporation of America, has said it will launch its first holographic storage products in September 2006.

The first drive will have a capacity of 300GB and a throughput of 160Mbps. Maxell says the technology designed by InPhase Technologies is capable of achieving 1.6TB per disk with a 120MBps bandwidth.


According to Maxell, Holographic data storage is superior to existing disc and hard drive technologies, and is also competitive against tape technologies in capacities and transfer rate. In addition, it offers a 50+ year media archive life and random data access. Finally, the media is expected to have the lowest cost per gigabyte of any commercial quality removable storage.


The Entertainment Software Association (ESA) announced today that Sony would implement parental controls in its forthcoming machine, PlayStation 3. The announcement was made by ESA President Doug Lowenstein who commended the PlayStation 3 console manufacturers for voluntarily implementing the parental control technology.
For PlayStation 2, parental controls will extend only to movies and not to games.

Sony was not immediately prepared to comment reports iht.com.
The video game industry has been under attack from parents and watchdog groups - especially in the wake of this year's scandal involving hidden adult content in the popular Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.


Microsoft placed parental controls in its Xbox 360, which went on sale last week. The machine lets users restrict access to video games and DVDs that carry certain ratings, such as T for teenager or M for mature. It also offers parental controls on the company's Xbox Live online gaming service, limiting who their children can interact with.


This month, Nintendo announced similar plans for its next-generation machine, Revolution, scheduled for 2006.
Crowe, who is famed for his wild temper, reportedly ripped the handset from Prior to the awards, he said the incident had been blown out of proportion every major city all around the world." filming in Queensland and asked for it to be boxed up and shipped back home.

"It's the same with Baby Luv. She had no idea she was breaking the law when she smuggled him into LA." The Material Girl says Rocco, five, is musically gifted while nine-year-old Lourdes is likely to start her career, like she did, as a professional The stunning singer revealed: "They are both very musical.

But Lourdes sings quite well and she's an incredible ballerina." Madonna also revealed that she still goes to Catholic Church, despite being a devout follower of the Jewish faith, Kabbalah. church once in a while.

I feel quite comfortable there." intruder had gone. She told them she had seen him before.

It's more or less done now so they're moving in before Christmas." The five-bedroom Tuscan-style villa boasts an outdoor swimming pool, tennis courts, a football pitch and a children's play area. Victoria, 31, and David, 30, bought it after just one viewing.

The source added: "They are really going through it at the moment. Romeo "And this intruder has made them even more worried." We at The Bosh do not necessarily need to hear George Clooney making fatuous jokes about Matt Damon's sexual attributes.

It would suit us much better were he to take a serious and public stand in favor of civil rights for homosexuals. But as long as the subject is Matt's gluteous maximus, we wonder if anybody in the gossip community has ever actually seen them. A cute face does not automatically guarantee a cute ass, and good wardrobe choices can work miracles hiding flat butts, misshapen butts, and cellulitic butts.

Brazilian plastic surgery techniques offer great hope for sub-par wealthy butts. But because George Clooney is stepping up to the plate in defense of Matt Damon's heinie, we assume Matt has no need of such things.
"Saving Ryan's Privates" did not give movie-goers much of a view of Matt's derriere, and you will search the web in vain for an authentic photo of it.

Good luck finding so much as picture of Matt, taken from behind, making plain what is or is not there. They always say that gay lead males in Hollywood will do anything to stay in the closet; is George Clooney's "We're so straight we can joke this way" pronouncement about Matt's cute little ass actually a cover-up? (By Scott Rose)
In a recent interview in Blender, Ricky Martin told of the guided tour he gave the Dalai Lama of Puerto Rico.

They ate rice and beans, they danced salsa, they did a little shopping. But what else might they have done? Ricky told Blender: "I love giving the golden shower.

I've done it before in the shower. It's like so sexy, you know, the temperature of your body and the shower water is very different." When asked about his further tastes in sex, the "She-Bangs" superstar said: "I'm open to everything.

There are moments for soft, gentle sex. And there are moments for a good spank in the butt, the kind of sex where you pull the hair and you grab the ears."
When asked about his latest one night stand, el boricua dijo: "The other night.

We met, we did it, we left. I don't know if we are going to meet again." Sex pigs around the globe have thus been heartened, thinking that some night they might get a shot at one of Ricky's hair and ear pulling, golden shower blowouts!

(By Scott Rose)
If you worked for a sex paraphernalia purveyor, would you go running at the mouth about what items celebrities had purchased from your company? Sleazebags at have allegedly been blabbing to Star about Angelina's acquisitions. She supposedly ordered a $120 package that included a red feather boa, cinnamon lip gloss, chocolate body paint and a roll of black bonding tape.

Supposedly, back n July, she had purchased bootyparlor's "naughty ballerina" bra and thong set. And she is said to have bought their remote-control vibrating panties, which Brad can use to turn her on from thirty feet away. But we're skeptical.


Bootyparlor may not be Filene's basement, but neither is it a Parisian specialty boutique. If even we would shop the Parisian boutique instead of a cheap-o website, what would Angelina be doing at the bootyparlor? We say that knowing full well that when Brad and Angelina stayed at that resort in Kenya, the workers were alarmed to hear coming from their residence sexual screams that sounded like "a wounded animal.

" (By Scott Rose)
What is wrong with the queen of pop? It was one thing that Michelle Jackson tried to change her race along with her face. It's quite another that she turns out to be channeling the Fuehrer in her statements regarding Jewish people.

Like the reason she was able to buy Neverland, and then escape to the United Arab Emirates after being cleared of child molestation charges (The Bosh believes she slept with those kids without ever touching them sexually) was that Jewish people had cheated her out of all her money. Jews do not have a habit of saying bad things about the white woman Michelle Jackson; why does Michelle feel compelled to say bad things about them? And about her being in the United Arab Emirates .

. . .


Homosexuality is illegal there; 24 gays were recently arrested while attending a gay wedding ceremony. Their sentences include fines, imprisonment, lashings, and forced injections of male hormones. It's hardly surprising that Michelle Jackson does not speak out on this issue; after all, the Nazis abused prisoners in a similar fashion.

(By Scott Rose)
'winners' and 'losers' and don't get caught on the wrong side of that line. -- it's just cruel.
Here at the bosh, we only care if you're a loser.


that's why it's more fun to watch someone else lose for a change.
Admit it, you're a loser-lover.
In loser-speak, remember the only truth when that ax falls in this alone.


said the media blew the incident out of proportion. "I got a $160 court-cost very horrific and specific things that we should know about in our community," he told reporters. Maybe someone should "phone" him and tell him to shut Can I get a witness?

After only two weeks the worldwide box office for generated $408 million giving a boost for the slumping movie business, (which has had attendance running 8 percent behind last year's). "You've got to look at 'Harry Potter' as being the savior of the box office right now," said Paul Dergarabedian, president of box-office tracker Exhibitor Relations to the Associated Press.
"Goblet " took in $54.

9 million in the US over the three-day weekend to hold onto the top movie; That brings the 10-day tally for North America to $201.1 million (beating the previous performances of the other three films, led by the $186 million tally for the first one, 2001's "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone").
According to a source spilling to Star Magazine.

Nick Lachey is relieved his marriage to sexy actress Jessica Simpson is over. "Nick seems relieved that it's all finally out in the open," a source tells Star. "I think he feels he can now start getting on with his own life at last.

He's really sad that things didn't work out between them but it hasn't been working for a very long time and its probably been torturous to keep things together for so long.
"As far as Nick is concerned he's going to keep things very clean and he's adamant that he's not going to get involved in any mud slinging and name calling. He just wants to be able to move on to living the rest of his life with as much dignity as he can.


"I think the announcement was made just before thanksgiving because they probably both decided that they couldn't go on pretending they were a couple when everything was so over.
"I bet they both knew that if they didn't pretend to be together it would just bring this avalanche of stories again about it being over so they decided to cut their losses.
Kimberly Stewart and MTV's Laguna Beach star Talan Torriero have called off their engagement.

"It was just too soon to enter into a lifelong commitment," the couple's reps said in a joint statement, according to the Associated Press. "It is better to have a brief engagement than a short marriage. The couple continue to share their time together and remain open to whatever the future may hold.

"
The 26-year-old blonde and the 19-year-old Beach star became engaged on 16 November, with Torriero presenting Kimberly with a five-carat, $300,000 Neil Lane ring, after they began dating in October reports Contact Music
Jack Ketsoyan, a publicist for Torriero, said on Sunday that the two are no longer romantically involved. Kimberly's representative Eliot Mintz added "They remain friends. (They began dating) a relatively short period of time ago.

It would be in the category of weeks as opposed to months."
The first public hint they might even be an item came only weeks ago when Stewart and Torriero were spotted in the backseat of pal Paris Hilton's Bentley in L.A.


Torriero, an aspiring musician and actor, just wrapped a role in the thriller Driftwood reports People Magazine
I imagine a small sign posted on the back of Spielberg's directors chair: "NO INSANE PUBLICITY STUNTS PLEASE" -- this in not War of the worlds, dammit. "The official strategy is for the movie to speak for itself," says an insider to LA Weekly.
That's right, mum's the word on the "Munich" set.


Was it Tom's public "rants" against psychiatry and postpartum drugs when he should have been talking about the making of a great moive? Instead, he was begging, look at me, listen to me, I know more than you.
Or, maybe it was the image of Cruise leapfrogging on Oprah's sofa shouting his love to the world.

Why make it all about you, Tom? Talk about the damn movie.
Sound "tacky," huh?


It was "tacky" enough to land him in the number one spot as the "tackiest star of the year" in the Los Angeles Daily News list, (in a reader vote).
Hollywood actress Angelina Jolie said on Friday promises of help for Pakistan's earthquake survivors must be kept, and quickly, or many people could freeze to death as a bitter winter sets in reports Reuters "There's another disaster that could happen very soon," Jolie told a news conference in the capital, which she attended with the U.N.

High Commissioner for Refugees, Antonio Guterres.
"There's so many wonderful pledges of money that could come in the next few years, but this winter is in the next few weeks," she said.
"So many people are in danger of possibly freezing to death.

"
Actor Pat Morita, who was nominated for an Oscar for his portrayal of Ralph Macchio's mentor Mr Miyagi in The Karate Kid, has died. The 73-year-old died at his home in Las Vegas on Thursday, his wife Evelyn said reports BBC.
The cause of death was unclear.

A daughter told the Associated Press that Morita succumbed to heart failure; his manager told the wire service that the star passed away while awaiting a kidney transplant.
Morita, who was born in California and sent to a Japanese-American internment camp during World War II, played the wise handyman, Mr. Miyagi.

who befriended a new boy in town, played by Ralph Macchio, and helped him stand up to bullies by schooling him in Eastern philosophy and martial arts in The Karate Kid.
"I was in a lot of pain, and everyone kept telling me to try it. But they kept saying, 'Be careful.

It's so amazing. You're going to get addicted.' So I called five people to get advice before I took it, and they all told me I inside of my mouth.

I bitched at everybody. And I was in more pain. It was the worst experience of my life.

" Mischa claims she was urged by her publicist, Craig Schneider, to bed the She confessed when she and Craig spotted the 'Titanic' star, who recently split from Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen, at a photoshoot in Malibu, he turned to her and said: "For the sake of your career, go and sleep with that man." She told Britain's Harpers and Queen magazine: "Isn't Leo like, 30, or But Sarah Michelle, married to hunky actor Freddie Prinze Jr., has turned A representative for the stunning star said: "Sarah doesn't do nudity, period.

It has never been her thing." When quizzed on the subject, she said at the time: "I am approaching 30 and "The sort of roles I would like are not being offered, so this way might just shock people into choosing me." No, I'm not talking about the video of a man being wrestled to the ground for cutting a line at Wal-Mat.


Merchants like Wal-Mart (the nations largest retailer) are definitely more aggressive this year in wooing the bargain shoppers -- they need to be.
They kicked off the season especially early this year, with a "holiday ad campaign that rolled out Nov. 1 -- the earliest in the company's history.

"
The "pink elephant" in the room is the "rising energy prices" -- And all of the retailers are in a panic to front-load the shopping season -- before consumers get socked with winter heating bills, which are expected to run as much as 50 percent higher than a year ago.
Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger said Friday he would consider granting clemency to convicted killer Stanley Tookie Williams, the Crips gang founder who became an anti-gang activist while in prison and was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize reports Reuters Last week, Hiphop Star Snoop Dogg, once a member of the Crips gang, called for authorities to spare "Tookie.

"
Challenging that stance, California law-enforcement officials, believe Williams is a brutal and unrepentant murderer who deserves death by lethal injection as scheduled for December 13 for killing four people in 1979 during petty robberies reports Seattle Times
The governor said he would meet Dec. 8 in a private hearing with Williams' lawyers, Los Angeles County prosecutors and others involved.
Microsoft Corp.

on Wednesday said some Xbox 360 owners are reporting problems with the new video game console. "We have received a few isolated reports of consoles not working as expected," Microsoft spokeswoman Molly O'Donnell told Reuters in a telephone interview
According to postings found on www.xbox-scene.

com, users are reporting that systems crashing during regular play as well as during online game play using the Xbox Live service.
Problems included screens going black and the appearance of a variety of error messages.
If you're a woman reading this "roll over and play dead" because you have just been raped by "politics.

" Stop me if this sounds familiar: An administration, when confronted with science that doesn't conform with its political agenda, decides to rewrite it until it satisfies the conservative view.
I'll give you a second to let that glimmer of recognition shine through.
HEY "FDA" COME SAY "HI" TO STUPID OVER HERE: One would think that a pill that "reduces the demand for abortions" would make some antiabortion groups jump for joy.

Instead, it's set us back to the stone ages.
After months of denials, Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey have finally admitted their perfect marriage is over. The sexy couple have been the subject of persistent speculation that their relationship was falling apart, and now Simpson and Lachey have put the rumors to bed reports inthenews UK.


Last month celebrity gossip magazine US Weekly ran a cover story calling the spilt. According to the magazine, it was Nick who called the marriage off. US Weekly blamed Jessica Simpson, with a headline declaring, "Details on Jessica Nick's last days -- and how her ego, partying and dad drove them apart," reports Newsday.


In the midst of these rumors, sources have recently told Star Magazine that Jessica is 6 weeks pregnant. Despite the split, a source close to the couple tells Star, "They are not filing papers anytime soon. Who knows?

Maybe they'll get back together."
In an interview with ABC's Barbara Walters to be aired on a November 29 television special about the "most fascinating people of 2005," Cruise said: "I'm going to donate it to a hospital when we are done."
Cruise said the couple will do their own scans with the ultrasound machine which show fetus development.


But he said he would not reveal whether the child was a boy or girl to the media ahead of the birth.
When presenter Barbara Walters asked him, "So what do you see?", the 43-year-old actor said "A little baby".


A sonogram machine, which uses ultra-sound to look at a foetus's development, can cost between $150,000 and $200,000, according to People magazine, which published excerpts from the interview on Wednesday.
Friends of Mariah Carey say the sexy songbird will walk down the aisle in June 2006 with the man who helped put her back on top of the pop charts, music executive Mark Sudack reports the National Enquirer Said a pal: "Mariah has tried to keep her relationship with Mark under the radar. She guarded the romance fiercely but she's tired of hiding him.

"
According to an insider, Mark, 29, was a staffer at Mariah's record label when she hired him as her "house photographer" in early 2004. He then leapfrogged up the ranks at Mariah's company to the point where he was listed as co-executive producer on her hit album The Emancipation Of Mimi!
Said the pal: "She considers Mark her lucky charm - and largely responsible for her best-selling CD in years.

"
Mariah, 35, was married to music executive Tommy Mottola from 1993 to 1998 and was then linked to Yankee great Derek Jeter, Latin singer Luis Miguel and rapper Eminem.
"Mariah is elated - and she'll soon be making good on the promise of her hit "We Belong Together" when she weds her beau!"
A new variant of the Sober worm, which is flooding e-mail servers around the world, uses tactics to trick users into opening the virus attachment, including posing as messages from the FBI and CIA, security firms warned Tuesday.

These messages, with spoofed return addresses such as "mail@cia.gov" and "admin@fbi.gov," claim that "We have logged your IP-address on more than 30 illegal Websites," and demand that the user open the attached .

zip file, which supposedly contains questions to answer.
Anti-virus firms have caught millions of copies of the malicious program, suggesting a lot of people have fallen for the fake warning.
The stunning actress, whose divorce from Brad Pitt was finalised in October, She said: "In five years, I would hope to be married and have a kid.

I still believe in marriage 100 per cent." Jennifer, who is currently romancing her 'Break-Up' co-star Vince Vaughn, However, despite the pair constantly being spotted in public together, the She told Britain's Heat magazine: "I know what their relationship is. With me, there is a bit of the, 'Come on, enough already.

Just stop it.' But Brad would never intentionally try to rub something in my face, but he does have The sexy actress also claimed that, despite being engaged to the actor, she The blonde star, in New York promoting new film 'Casanova' based on the legendary womaniser, said: "Having done this film, everyone thinks you're an expert on love. And I'm hopeless.

"I'd love one day to get married and have children. But I'm not quite ready However, while Sienna is working away from home, Jude is playing Dad to her two dogs, Porgy and Bess. She added: "The dogs are being looked after by their dad, Jude, while I'm "In fact, I would love another dog for Christmas.

I want a bulldog named Sid. But I don't know if I can look after three dogs.

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