If she wasn't so hot, I would TOTALLY hate her for this. But, because she IS so hot, I just kind of hate her for this.
Posted by: at March 28, 2007 9:21 AM See, that's the difference between you and me.
I resent the album MORE because she's so hot.
My critical faculties say to my libido, "Get the hell out of here! You're messing everything up!
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Posted by: Jordan at March 28, 2007 9:45 AM Posted by: j waiter at March 28, 2007 9:47 AM I think the fact that she is so unbelievably hot and she might to possibly possess a decent knowledge of tunes means that I'd have to be dug out of her.
Posted by: Neilo at March 28, 2007 9:53 AM Johannson better be careful in her friendship with Portman, or risk catching the shitty acting disease.
Posted by: at March 28, 2007 10:02 AM Think she'll cover "In The Coliseum?
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Posted by: at March 28, 2007 10:15 AM She does have the shitty acting disease. Are you kidding me? She is hot, but the girl is no great actress.
Posted by: dude at March 28, 2007 10:21 AM "I think the fact that she is so unbelievably hot and she might to possibly possess a decent knowledge of tunes means that I'd have to be dug out of her.
Posted by: Neilo at March 28, 2007 9:53 AM"
That's good stuff.
Posted by: Luke at March 28, 2007 11:05 AM I look forward to it.
My penis tells me so.
No, actually, I have one of her songs ("Summertime") and it's not bad at all. She has a good voice.
It just remains to be seen whether or not she can hold my attention in a non-visual medium.
Posted by: Matthew at March 28, 2007 1:14 PM that photo is way sexier than any in the esquire issue. that was such a disappointment.
.. I'm not sure if her singing Tom Waits songs is going to be a good addition to my occasional fantasies of me and ScarJo tho'
Posted by: ladylady at March 28, 2007 1:49 PM Woody did a fantastic job of lens-fucked the hell out of her in "Matchpoint" - she's so sexy in that film that it almost hurts to watch.
Which works perfectly within the context, actually.
Posted by: KingHater at March 28, 2007 3:41 PM ..
.and there goes my grasp of English. I mean to say, "lens-fucking".
Fuck-ING. Thank you.
Posted by: KingHater at March 28, 2007 3:42 PM Nice body, but the pig nose ruins it all.
Posted by: Bill at March 28, 2007 4:22 PM This girl is worthless...
Why judge a book by its cover? Judge the book..
.anyone see "The Island" or any of her other shitty movies?
Posted by: Yeah that's right at March 28, 2007 6:26 PM Posted by: patty at March 28, 2007 9:22 PM Posted by: patty at March 28, 2007 9:24 PM Posted by: patty at March 28, 2007 9:27 PM Posted by: Ron at March 29, 2007 1:28 AM No.
. words..
. to describe..
. sexiness.
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