Distraught at the demise of BOTH dysons ,I withdrew from normal life and retired to the shed with the carcasses of my two dearest household implements.
As lighting flashed and thunder rumbled , I toiled late into the night , aided by my faithfull assistant Igor (ok I made that up ,it was Alfie the hound from hell*).Together we probed the mysteries of the universe , driven to discover the ultimate secret.
Yes...
.. how the feck do I fit all the mismatched bits of two different Dyson Models together , to get one functioning vacuum cleaner.
Finally...
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Maniacal Laughter.
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.IT SUCKS..
.MWA HA HA HA HA IT SUCKS
Beasty has created Frakenstiens Dyson , and a right gothic horror it is to !
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