May 20th, 2005 at 16:30 by Chris Laverty
Legally she’s still too young to drink anything more than Um Bongo in public, yet that hasn’t stopped sweaty rock chick Avril Lavigne ( ) from chasing Courtney Love’s ( ) title of ‘Most Missed at the Nunnery’. “ ” her concerned hangers-on, sorry friends, told . Always liked to party?
! She’s about twelve years old! Well, twenty anyway.
Point being, the angst ridden little whippersnapper is an amateur. Old enough to vote and still spent no time in rehab? Pathetic.
“When she gets drunk she wants to fight and cause trouble. She’s turning into a nightmare!” Forgive us for seeming to endorse amoral behaviour and underage drinking, but we can’t see Avril Lavigne taking a tumble anytime soon.
Not washing her hair for a week and painting her nails black (the devils colour!) are about as bad as it’s gonna get. A few cider and blacks after a gig won’t cause much worse than a minor fracas while she bitch-slaps her best friend, vomits like a fountain and finally wakes up in her Bratz jim-jams with a stonking headache and a grazed elbow.
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Pinging is currently not allowed. to call a canadian scum is one thing.
to do so while your nickname is mrscobain, having called courtney love a goddess (ack!
) and all the while being an AMERICAN, is truly sickening.
it takes a non-american perspective to see how disgusting you guys are, but i suppose, being as you are america, and therefore, an ignorant fuck, such a thing will never happen for you.
my sympathy,
tanner.
I am a Canadian, and Avril is too. When I
see her on stage she s doing it like she should; proud, strong, and free. She s also
up bitch every dumbass thinks.
Don t
knock someone until you meet them, cause
of problems too, so I say if u hate Avril,
you obviously don t know her very well.
You probably don t know her at all!!
!!!
!
Chris Laverty,
Your story is shit. Go find a job that you re actually good at.
I strongly urge you to stop criticising and making up bullshit. Avril lavigne is an artist who has worked hard for this and deserves some credit for it (just like all the other musicians). All you assholes out there who constantly call Avril Lavigne a poser or a wannabe, well hey.
.at least Avril s got a better life than yours. If Avril can t sing, why did she get a record deal with Arista?
Why is she working with the world s best musicans and why is she doing all of this touring all over the world with thousands of screaming fans? It s because she can sing and is talented. All you pussies who prefer high pitched singers like Mariah Carey can all go and suck an STI infected cock.
Avril Lavigne is a true artist who does not lip sync like Ashlee Simpson. The media such as this pathetic article has obviously portrayed Avril Lavigne to be the skater rock chick who drinks too much and is rebellious. Well folks, Avril Lavigne DOES know she is a pop artist.
She DOES know that she can t skate and she DOES know that the media is doing this to her. Okay, so a journalist comes across a few images of Avril having a cigarette and having a good time and decides to make the BEST story the world has ever heard and possibly make a few dollars out of it. WHAT S THE BIG DEAL?
Do you people out there do not realise that statistics show that in the United States, an estimated 25.6 million men and 22.6 million women are smokers.
What do you have to say about them? It s okay for them to smoke because they re not important? Also, with the drinking and getting tipsy ossue WHAT S THE BIG DEAL?
The reason why alcohol was introduced to this world was to consume it and have fun. Life is about living and having fun..
and that s exactly what Avril Lavigne is doing. Anyhoo, Avril is great, Avril is talented and Avril has a better life than yours. To all the fans, keep on supporting Avril and don t be fooled by the annoying articles about her.
To all the Avril haters, go and do something tedious and have a good day.
- In defense of Avril Lavigne.
NB.
I am not an American neither am I a Canadian and yes I know my facts.
Strong words Kurt.
ALL you guys are just so unbelievably sad.
But the person who I feel the most sorry for is Mr I m too cool to call myself anything so I ll stick a few initials down to make myself look mysterious. The poor guy (or gal, though are gals really that misguided?) has actually TOTALLY missed the point of the article, thus making his argument COMPLETELY invalid.
Chris Laverty appears to be sticking up for Ms. Lavigne (who incidentally doesn t bother me either way, though I d like to buy her a bottle of Pantene Pro V) and is actually saying that people are overreacting about her drinking and they should just let her have her wild days, as she s so young it will pass. What a shame though, that folks on here have to resort to personal criticisms if they don t quite understand the article.
Aah well, better luck with the next one :)
She is kool and brave.
If she wants to drink, than fine.
Let her drink then.
If she drink then something bad is going to happen to her.
It looks like she doesn t care.
So I don t care, but if something bad happen to her it s not the fans fault.
dont worry about avril .shes canadian and she can handle her liquor. i moved to this awesome country from the states and peeps here can drink anyone under the table any day and handle themselves pretty good.
specially the natives here. theyre fricken hilarious that your gut just burns after an hour with them (Y)!!
! it was cool for a white gal like me to make friends with them cuz theyre the most loyal and sensitive but shy ppl you can meet.
sorry to ramble.
.just wanted to brag a little about this great country.
To Nicky.
1) 12 year olds are pathetic excuses for human beings.
2) ne1 who f33lz the need to talke lik3 this iz prettie fuckin retarded.
3) he s not criticizing her.
He s criticizing her lifestyle choices as a role model. If you re twelve (which you probably aren t, mr. i need to sit at home as a fourty year old, unemployed, lives with mother asshole) and you like her, what s the example saying when she s drinking openly and saying that its okay and has no repercussions?
4) Americans are stupid. I m one. I admit it.
However, if this is Canada s example of a good role model well now.
(p.s.
painting your nails black is a possibility of ANY cliche. Preppy, punk, goth, emo, country, jock, or other. Its a color.
Not a life style.
oh .P.
P.S. washing your hair isn t goth.
Or punk. Its GROSS.
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