January 4th, 2007 at 15:00 by Stuart Heritage
Well it still might be, for all we know. But it s more likely that the new Michael Jackson album will contain at least one song where Michael Jackson sings about how pretty his tits are, because it s going to be produced by Will.I.
Am from The Black Eyed Peas. And this time it isn t just a rumour either, because Will.I.
Am has been busy talking up the record and saying that Michael Jackson still sings like a bird.
OK, let s get the Orville jokes out of the way before we carry on, shall we?
Michael Jackson needs to act fast.
Up until recently the slightest Michael Jackson movement - like him or - would result in all kinds of frenzied babbling, but now that his brother , it looks like Michael Jackson might end up as the second-most famous member of the Jackson 5 if he doesn t get his act together and release some music soon.
Sure, Michael Jackson has made promises to make a new record for ages, but we re learning not to hold our breath. First - only for that to go very quickly - and the much rumoured never turned up either.
And as for that
Not even a simple task like could be accomplished without . So when we heard that Will.I.
Am from The Black Eyed Peas was going to help out on a - well,you d forgive us for not taking it too seriously. But it looks like Will.I.
Am really is going to be producing a new Michael Jackson album - he s told MTV about it and everything:
The album is due by the end of 2007 and Will. I.Am is excited about MJ s potential.
Man, he still sings like a bird, he said. He could go anywhere. I think we have a real opportunity to do something here.
It s either gonna be really big or nobody s gonna care. Ain t no middle ground on this one. The pair have been coming up with ideas for the album concept through regular phone chats and Will.
I.Am says Jacko has even been picking his brain about using new internet technology to get his tunes out there.
It s lovely to see that not even one of the most in-demand producers around can be really certain that he can keep Michael Jackson off the Jesus Juice long enough to make a record that doesn t stink worse than a tramp s gonads, don t you think?
Its really annoying cause ya ll just don t learn. Now as much as your words effect the fans. I mean I do be shakin with anger.
Michael don t give a damn. He s still got a album coming. He ll make billions of dollars cause he s got that many fans left.
And you can t do shit about it.
Hamba Kahle Michael Jackson. Ngikufisela okuhle kodwa!
Everytime people get together to abuse somebody or something verbely it always turns out the same.
shall prove my innocence.
And just so you know.
You don t care, and honestly who cares if you don t care. Michael is working his ass of, to get back his respect. This has been unimaginably hard for him.
And hell you don t like the guy fine. But who can t admire his courage. And it is also very rare, that a guilty man fights to prove his innocence, when he got off the hook without a scratch.
Al my liefde toe die Michael Jackson. Onderskeidilik groet mensekind! Die Vrou is stil mal vir jy!
I shall translate that last part. Michael Jackson is hot as hell!!
! A comment from quite a few woman of the world.
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