LEONARD PITTS JR.
March 10, 2007
BY LEONARD PITTS JR.
For some reason, that picture sticks in my head.
The one of Britney Spears attacking a car with an umbrella.
Go ahead and laugh if you want. I won't blame you.
Still, the picture -- it was all over the news last week -- stops me. There she is, this pop princess, newly bald, dressed unglamorously in shorts and sweatshirt, rearing back with an umbrella, ready to give that car what it has coming. Supposedly, the vehicle belongs to a photographer who had been tailing her.
In that photo, there is something of the spoiled child lashing out. Something of the little girl, broken. Something of the baby crying for help.
As I said, I can't blame you if you laugh. Blaming you would be hypocritical.
Britney Spears doesn't get a lot of air time in my internal monologue.
I don't listen to her music or watch her videos. She's a presence at the edge of consciousness, more famous for being pretty and showing skin and sowing scandal than for any intrinsic quality of her singing. Suffice it to say, Gladys Knight's legacy is safe from her encroachment.
Barbra Streisand does not suffer in the comparison.
To the degree I think about her at all, it's usually as a laugh line. People ask if I miss being a pop music critic, having spent the first 18 years of my professional life in that capacity.
I tell them I give thanks every morning that I don't have to pretend to take Britney Spears seriously. It's always good for a chuckle.
That's what Spears was to me: a punch line.
Am I the only one? Or isn't it true that between her two-day first marriage, her Madonna kiss on national television, her panties-optional dress code, she long ago became, even for her fans, a person whose attraction lay less in her modest talents than in the sense you never knew what she might do next? She was a little crazy.
A little out of control. A little clueless in ways that made you feel better about the garbage of your own life.
As in, maybe I ain't no Nobel Prize winner, but at least I have sense enough to wear underwear when I go out.
And you could say this, talk about her as if she weren't in the room, because she was not, in some sense, real. Spears was an abstract, an idea. Not a troubled young woman who has been in and out of rehab in recent days, a woman for whom fame and fortune have apparently proved inadequate to fill the emptiness inside.
The abstraction is not surprising: Whatever media touch, they objectify. Some years ago, I got an e-mail from an outraged reader who, as the saying goes, called me everything but a child of God. I e-mailed him back, and we ended up having a perfectly civil exchange.
I remember he seemed embarrassed, as if he had not quite realized that the byline represented an actual human being who might actually read his invective. He had hurled it at an idea of me.
But I am not an idea.
If that can be forgotten about someone whose claim to fame is just that he scribbles in newspapers, how much more easily is it forgotten about those who live in the klieg lights of real fame? What must it be like to have your marriage and divorce, your relationship with your parents and kids, your sagging backside and ballooning thighs, dissected by millions of strangers who think they know you? Does money make that OK?
Do luxury and fame?
I wouldn't think so. Life is not a show.
But if we ever knew that, we forgot it in our rush to a day of "reality" television, tabloid journalism and famous for nothing celebrities. There is no reverence, no privacy, nothing held back as sacred. We ooh and aah and laugh and point at the garbage of other lives, and forget that even the most famous person is still a person, not an idea.
Britney Jean Spears is not an idea. She's a 25-year-old mother of two who is coming apart at the seams. In public.
Go ahead and laugh if you want.
LEONARD PITTS JR. is a columnist for the Miami Herald, 1 Herald Plaza, Miami, Fla.
33132. Write to him at .
Thank you for articulating so well what is happening to this young woman.
I have never been a fan of Britney, but I see her as the victim of her managers and all the other adults who pushed her into a sexual, adult world. I just feel sorry for her now.
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 9:09 am
Posted: Sun Mar 11, 2007 6:28 am
I read Mr Pitts article hoping that it would be a thoughtful commentary and make a larger point.
Sometimes he does that. Instead of finding a thoughtful column I was disappointed to find a criticism of average people as if ALL of us have embraced this sensationalism that passes for news. NO, we have not ALL rushed to participate in this nonsense, and I won't share the blame for it.
The blame belongs with corporate media. They have a monopoly on the media, and they decide what to cover. If it were any other article about Brittany I would have passed it up.
Her personal problems are not news. And I mean that in the sense that personal problems are only news if they have some relation to public policy, for example the congressman who was soliciting young men, thats relevant news. Stories about Brittanys personal problems should not be covered at all.
So she has problems, so what?
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 1:23 pm
Kathy R says that its the fault of corporate media. Well, they're not blameless.
But Kathy, you read and commented on an article on Ms. Spears. As did I.
It's what we the people collectively want, perhaps not Kathy R. I can't blame the media too much for giving it to us.
Posted: Sat Mar 10, 2007 9:33 am
You say we forgot it in our rush to a day of reality television, tabloid journalism and famous for nothing celebrities
Excuse me, but I have not participated in reality television, tabloid journalism, or sought coverage of nothing celebrities.
And most of my relatives and friends can say the same. Just because this nonsense is promoted by the corporate owned media, that doesn't mean intelligent people are all going for it.
I am sickened by the garbage soup that surrounds me, and spend too much time going thru it to find relevant news.
I've pretty much given up on worthwhile entertainment.
I read your column sometimes, and read this one to see what you had to say. I'm sorry it turned out to be a waste of time.
You end with the frequently posed argument that we are all at fault. I disagree. I'm not at fault for the declining cultural mindset, Corporate media is.
They cover Brittany and her likes so people can think about meaningless topics that are NOT news, to prevent the populace from thinking about topics that are really important. If people were really informed the establishment would have a much harder time getting away with things like illegal war and the stripping away of our constitutional rights. Why don't you write about that?
Thomas Jefferson is turning in his grave, and most of the population has no clue why.
News RSS