Whitney Houston Back in Rehab?
April 20th, 2006 at 16:30 by Stuart HeritageWhich is better: Whitney Houston bawling a series of MOR ballads or Whitney Houston crawling round her filthy house, a crack pipe in one hand and a sex toy in the other? Whitney Houston apparently thinks the former.
After all manner of reports about the state of Whitney Houston s home, alleged drug habit and lack of personal hygiene were published, Whitney seems to have got the message - she s apparently entered rehab for the second time.
Last month the world was alerted to the apparently squalid nature of Whitney Houston s existence. Before, people thought of Whitney Houston as the all-American wholesome diva responsible for hits like My Name Is Not Susan and I m Every Woman (Except Women Called Susan) or - for anyone who dared watch reality show - a constipated singer who needs her husband to claw poo out of her arse with his fingers.
But last month s National Enquirer exposed the truth about Whitney Houston to the world.
According to Tina Brown, her sister-in-law, , and is a paranoid wreck who sees demons wherever she goes in her garbage-filled mansion. The National Enquirer also reported that Whitney Houston:
Spends her days locked in her bedroom amid piles of garbage, smoking crack, using sex toys to satisfy herself and
ignoring personal hygiene.
Switch smoking crack for eating Cadbury s Creme Eggs and that sounds like a pretty accurate description of the hecklerspray offices. Anyway, it s now been claimed that the articles and pictures have pushed Whitney Houston into attending rehab. Tina Brown - yes, her again - is quoted as saying that Whitney had disappeared with nobody knowing where she was, before hearing that she had admitted herself into rehab:
At first he thought she was just off on another drug binge.
It took a few days to find out from Whitney s family that they had talked her into rehab. All Bobby told me is that she is in treatment, in a secluded place. She can still be the singer the world adored.
I pray to God she ll get herself clean for good.
