10 Ways to Spice Up Midterm Elections
Wayne Rooney  |  by arajani.blogspot.com. All rights reserved. 28.02 | 15:53

  1. More special effects in campaign ads.
  2. Corporate sponsored election officers, from Hooters.
  3. Oil, filter, lube while you wait (6-cylinders extra, plus recycling fee).

  4. House music at the polling station.
  5. No Republicans or Democrats.
  6. Unlimited salad, soup, and breadsticks for just .

  7. Polling stations inside of Fry's Electronics.
  8. Automatic buy-in to the World Series of Poker Main Event.
  9. Poll Tax.

  10. Automatic renewal of your driver's license when you vote.

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