61. Wear a bath robe?
No, I don't really understand bath robes, why would anyone wear anything in the bath.
I understand shower caps, those make sense by why would you wear a heavy robe in the bath. Second I shower mostly, Sure one or two times a week I will indulge in a nice long long long bath, but most the time I am a shower dude.
62.
What do you wear to bed?
I wear a smile to bed! What, I do, because I get to take a well deserved rest and I can have pleasant dreams, dreams of.
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63. First concert?
Okay this one is really really really really embarrassing, but my first real concert was Boys 2 Men opening for.
.. are you ready for this?
Are you really ready? You aren't going to laugh are you? You better not laugh!
Opening for M.C. Hammer.
Yes sir, Chattanooga Tennessee at the place we used to call the round house and is currently known as McKenzie Arena. I have since been too some amazing shows, and I don't think you should hold something against me for that I went too when I was like 11. When I was in High School I went to see Sepultura and Type O Negative opening for Ozzy Osbourne.
I have seen Little Richard and Kid Rock live. I have great memories of seeing Blues Traveler live as well as Lynard Skynard. I enjoyed seeing Life of Agony and loved hearing Moterhead.
The crown jewel though isn't Megadeath or System of a Down, not Drain STH or Tool, it wasn't Sevendust or Incubus. No the greatest live show I have ever seen was the original four members, Buttler, Iommi, Ward and Osbourne, that is right BLACK SABBATH. I have heard ever imaginable version of paranoid ever and nothing and nobody compares to those four men performing that song.
That song is heavy metal and those four men are responsible for so many of the bands I listed earlier, not counting Little Richard or course.
64. Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart?
If I have to be dragged into one it would be Target. Perhaps the man version of this one should be like Best Buy, Circuit City or Fry's. In that case I don't have an apple store or a CompUSA near me.
I would usually order from Newegg.com or Apple.com for the stuff I have to have.
Sometimes though after work when I feel like I have not been able to fix anything or get anything done or solve any problems then I will go to Best Buy. Not to shop mind you but rather to help the technologically impaired and to screw with the under-trained sales people. The little guy walks up to me, the same sales person who earlier told some poor helpless slob that there was no practical difference between ATI and nVidia and that you wanted to get AGP instead of that PCI Express because AGP is better, and he asks me if he can help me and I can't help myself.
I let him have it, I nerd out on him as much as I can and I correct him every time he starts to say something stupid. It really is the simple pleasures in life that are worth living for.
65.
Nike or Adidas?
Neither. I am extremely picky about my shoes.
I have a pair of shoes that everybody hates but what they do not realize is how extremely comfortable they really are. So what if they are scuffed and have a hole in the bottom of them, they feel good when I wear them. Yes I can afford new shoes, hell I have a brand new pair waiting on me at home, but I just don't want to break them in.
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Neither generally, however, I have almost zero will power so if you set on or the other down in front of me than I will eat them.
That is just the way I role.
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Neither, I prefer chocolate or M M's you know something that taste good.
68. Ever hear of, "gorp"?
Yes, that wasn't the best episode of Star Trek ever but it was better than the last movie.
69. Ever take dance lessons?
No real dance lessons, however, when I was in high school I had a lead role in one than one musical, and I remember having one of them choreographed and we had to learn to do the stupid dance stuff. Which was total BS because my character wouldn't dance, he would find him a cute lady friend and go have a good time, seriously my character in the production was a wealthy Bible sales man and he had a wife and three girlfriends. The fun part came when the three younger girlfriends showed up, you know your general sitcom premise.
It was a lot of fun and I was popular, within the group that thought being in a high school musical was a socially acceptable thing to do.
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
Professional lottery winner. Snarky writer. Liberal priest.
I know these ten are short and not to great, so I am going to give you an extra special bonus tonight.
71. Can you curl your tongue?
Sure can and that is not the only thing I can do. Really I have lots of skills. Quite being dirty, I am good with numbers and computers.
I am good with cameras and most electronics. I can play any type of music, provided that I have a CD and a CD player with a functioning play button. I can pick up heavy things and I can reach high things.
I can drive a car (shut up I am a good driver) and I can jump a rope.
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I plead the fifth.
74. Own any record albums?
I think I might have some put away somewhere. I don't have any for music listening though. No, I am a digital dude and my digits are very very talented.
75. Own a record player?
I don't think so, but can anybody really own anything.
I mean think about it. Sure you can say that is mine and you can take a piss on the shrubs to mark your territory but one day you will die and everything you have will not go with you. I know that the idea of ownership and property rights is fundamental to our way of life and our economy and I like pissing on stuff as much as the next guy but we have to face facts: You can't really truly own anything tangible.
You can own your thoughts but those change so much and are fleeting that they are practically worthless most of the time. Now that I have totally bummed you out, let us move on.
Well my duckies that has been your meme goodness for today, remember to keep it real and peace out.
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