DON'T: Attempt to sell raffle tickets to Muslims because Islam forbids gambling.
DON'T: Give meat or alcohol as prizes in case they offend.
DON'T: Let staff who have been drinking drive home.
DON'T: Let staff make remarks about 'being gay' in the pub before the party.
DO: Carry out a "proper risk assessment" before putting up decorations.
DO: Ensure staff have taxi numbers, or put on a bus to take all drunken staff home.
DO: Finish the party while public transport is still running.
DO: Make sure there is a mix of music to avoid age discrimination claims.
Kate Moss might be forgiven for thinking her house guest was a character in Sixties comedy Steptoe and Son but, no, it was merely the latest chapter in her soap-opera relationship with singer Pete Doherty It seems the friendship between Katie Holmes and Victoria Beckham is faltering.
Tom Cruise's wife snubbed supposed best pal Posh while the ex-Spice Girl was in Los Angeles for the Oscars Where was the only place to be seen on Sunday night? Inside the Vanity Fair party. And I was there.
At least, I think I was. It now seems an improbable dream.
