Rolling Stone Rock and Roll Daily Blog Archive Rockers: Atone for Your Sins
Amber Swift  |  by www.rollingstone.com. All rights reserved. 5.02 | 9:37

In addition to , Ozzy Osbourne is apparently attempting to undo some of the damage he s done with his music. Osbourne, whose literally deafening brand of rock has been bursting ear drums since 1969, was scheduled to appear yesterday at an at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel Casino in Hollywood, Florida to distribute $1 million worth of hearing aids to children in need. We were so moved by Ozzy s desire to contribute to world hearing rather than detract from it, that we thought we d suggest a few other acts of atonement other artist should consider.


  • Morrissey should buy lapdances for all the sensitive, celibate boys he inspired/crippled.
  • Marilyn Manson should found a bible study camp, donate to the Society for the Prevention of Child Abuse.
  • Brandon Flowers should launch an emo record label.

  • Pete Wentz should start a boxing gym.
    That pussy can t fight.
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