I m drunk, which is why it s a good time to write about the Thrones/Growing tour, which also apparently features Wolf Eyes on same dates. But I acstuallyu should ve started this like an hour ago. I wa s much more drunk!
! But now it s too late. I had this sweet cajun burger and shoestring fries with lotsa beer.
it was grea,t but i felt kinda sick afteward. Now i m writing this story, trying to salvage what drunkness i can. It skinda pathetic.
(Even more pathetic that this ll actually get published!! i feel like i could write anything, like that Merzbow story.
I m kinda undermining the editorial staff aren t i?)
So yo yo there s a story I sholud be talking about, and it s the story of Thrones. It s also the story of Growing.
Together, they are growing thorns that attack as you sleep! Oh my god, look out brother!!
AHHH!!!
What s with the nane Wofl Eyes anyway? Cnat tell if it s supposed to be a tounge-in-cheek name or if they actually they think it s a cool name. Honestly, i think it s one of the worst names EVER.
But fuck it. Your name sucks too. What is it, Steve?
Lame.
I m tired. Okahy, next time i m going to get reaaaaally drunk, and i ll hvae some other staffers get drunk with me.
And we ll have a day of drunk news stories! what do you think readers!?
funny or hwat?! Maybe it s a waste of time.
Mabye writing about music is a waste of time. JK dude!!
Hmm, i should end this with some kind of joke...
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Got one.
Q: What s green and whistles when it walks? Wait, tha ts not funny.
And it doen st make sense. Okay, here s another one:
Q: How can you tell a penis from your palm? A: Bloc Party.
Great success!
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