MegaStar says: Come on celebs. Your public needs new scandal.
Coming soon: a celebrity with an original idea.
Or a day where Lindsay, Paris or Britney don t do anything of note. But, until that happens, here s one for you to mull over: Madonna is going to do an Angelina.
No, she s not about to seduce Jennifer Aniston s other half.
Madonna - whose much reported new blonde bob hairstyle, incidentally, was a wig - and husband Guy Ritchie are rumoured to be adopting internationally.
According to Sunday newspaper the People, the two are set to fly to Malawi to meet president Bingu Wa Mutharika a name we ll never tire of saying and finalise the legal details so that they can adopt twins from an African orphanage.
Although the wealthy duo originally intended to adopt one child, an insider revealed to the paper that when they were told that might mean breaking up a family unit they immediately said they would take siblings or twins if that was the right thing to do .
Meanwhile, over at Brad and Angelina s, they re not going to be spending Brad s Mission Impossible money - a rumoured $52m - on a load of new orphans. Because the story is, apparently, made-up.
It s a complete fabrication said Paramount Studios, in an article in the New York Daily News.
While they may be seeking a new lead for the franchise after severing ties with Tom Cruise last month, the Pitt stories are not true.
How about Guy Ritchie then? He s not up to much.
