Sister Diva just told me about this, and now it s all over the internets.  Awesome scoop, Sister!
from his baby mama Joumana, citing abuse and cruelty.

He claims his wife has has kick, hit, and punched him, and has become increasingly controlling and manipulative over the years.
Dude - getting beat up by your wife is SO Lionel Richie.
So I called Mr.

Diva to tell him, knowing he would be interested just in terms of his fantasy basketball league.  He says, Good.  She s hot.

  And he beat her first.
Turns out Mr. Diva is up on his NBA gossip, because he was in fact during an argument.

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Here s the deal. Miss USA was caught getting all drunk and using drugs and making out with other girls, including Miss Teen USA. There was all this talk that Donald Trump, who runs the Miss USA pageant, was gonna say his famous words, You re Fired and take away her tiara.

After much to-do, he held a press conference to tell her and the world that he was a man that believed in second chances, and if she went to rehab she could keep her crown.
. She pointed out that Trump s TV show was starting soon and this was a nice publicity ride for him.

And how hypocritical he is to call out Miss USA s morality seeing that he cheated on his first wife AND second wife and had kids with all of them. And then she pointed out how moral it was to shirk his lenders out of the money he owed when he declared bankruptcy several times. All this was topped off by a pretty great impression of him and his comb-over.

So then Trump decided to take the even lower road and (to Fox News, btw) who failed at everything she attempted. He then said he was going to sue b/c she made those bankrupt comments, which he says isn t true. Oh, and he also said that she was upset that Miss USA was straight because she probably wanted to hit that.

And he also said he could steal Rosie s girlfriend Kelli away from her.
So THEN, Roise cut and pasted the Wikipedia entry on Donald Trump , which talks all about the bankruptcies. And she brought Kelli to work with her just in case someone with a bad combover tried to steal her away while she was gone at work.

And as a nice little cherry on top, so to speak, after some naughty pics turned up on the internets. She was kissing other girls, flashing one boob (cuz god knows THAT S sexy) and showing off her thong a la Lewinsky.
December 21, 2006.

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Isaiah Washington got all pissed off because co-star T.

R. Knight was late to film a scene and he was all, Let s film without him.   So Patrick Dempsey was like, Dude, chill out - he ll be here in a second.

So Isaiah Washington got all crazy and started yelling, and Patrick Dempsey was all You have to relax, dude. Then Isaiah said that he wasn t going to be Patrick Dempsey s faggot like co-star T.R.

Knight, who happens to be gay.  So Patrick Dempsey was all, Fuck you and they started scrappling until other people on the set stepped between them and sent them to their dressing rooms.
I don t watch the show, because the voice-overs and music montages bug me.

  But that s basically the gist.
Other news - Ashlee Simpson may get another nose job, Jessica Simpson is either lonely for Nick or reveling in her singlehood, and Madonna s baby boy was once dressed in girl clothing.
October 30, 2006.

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This is getting goooooooood.

As in grabbed her by the neck and pushed her over a coffee table.  As in shoving her into the bath.  As in choking her after she accused him of smoking pot.

Okay, maybe the third one is true.  At least the smoking pot part.
I hope girlfriend has some proof cuz if she doesn t, she won t have a leg to stand on.

October 18, 2006. , . .

Okay so you may have heard that with this Shanna Moakler character, and I sure it kept you up last night tossing and turning because you didn t know the story. As Harmonica says, here s the poop and the skinny:
Shanna Moakler, a recent Dancing with the Stars contestant and a not-so-recent Miss USA (Miss America s ugly second cousin), is married albeit separated from Travis Barker, the drummer from Blink-182. You may have caught their reality show Meet the Barkers on MTV if simultaneously you lost your remote control and your ability to walk, and you just finished watching Pimp My Ride and then it came on the television and you could not turn it off, due to the missing remote control and your inability to move.

Forget water boarding - talk about torture.
So after being married for less that two years, . In true psuedo-reality style, they detailed their sides of the breakup on their MySpace pages.

She said he cheated, he said she cared more about her nails than her kids. Whatever - they broke up. Like that s a surprise.

Nick and Jessica, Carmen and Dave. They just completed the Group of Three.
So Then.

TMZ.com posted video of , which I assumed was a requirement for getting into any club Paris is in - every man must make out with her. So Shanna saw this video and was all, Oh no she di-int!

and told the three people who would listen to her that Paris was slutty. Whoo whoo whoo. News flash there.

Okay. So a couple days ago (on a school night, mind you) Paris and Shanna found themselves at the same hip happening Hollywood club Hyde, and !
He s like the next JFK, Jr.

Paris says Shanna punched her in the face. Whoo hoo! Shanna said she was manhandled by Paris ex, Stavros Niarchos, when he tried to stop the name-calling and bitch-shouting, but she never hit Paris.

  And when she tried to make a report, the police ignored her because there s a big conspiracy against her.
You are welcome.  Now you can go about your weekend with the peace of mind that was missing before you understood the nuances of the celebrity smackdown.

The things I do for you people. Have a fantastic weekend! October 6, 2006.

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