Let s just get to it.
- this time with only a single. She s due in the summer.

. They named him Mattius. He joins his 2 year old brother, Magnus.

W.E.
Tiger Woods is with his hot ex-nanny wife.

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner Violet at her hometown church in West Virginia, confirming they are the most normal Hollywood couple ever.
But which one was ? Hmm that s a toughie.

Are they are aren t they? all over New York City. It was just a few months ago that Jessica was all saying, John Mayer s my boyfriend, and John was all, Don t believe the hype.

She ain t my type. Frankly, I think it s bullshit. Look at the picture.

They re high-fiving each other for the love of Christ. New lovers don t high-five. Brothers and sisters, maybe - but not boyfriends and girlfriends.

Meanwhile, Nick Lachey surprised girlfriend Vanessa Millano and showed up at the MTV New Year s bash, and as the ball dropped whispered such sweet nothings that it made her cry. Awwww. Note there was not one high-five.

The guards let and let him flee the country - traveling to Sydney to ride a roller coaster with his wife, Nicole Kidman. How appropriate.
Chris Evert the tennis player, who just announced her split from her nobody husband of 18 years, just revealed that the golfer.

Ews all around.
Good Charlotte guitarist Benji Madden, twin brother of Hilary Duff s ex and Nicole Richie s current Joel Madden, . She said yes.

Because no one cares about those two, here s a pic of Nicole Richie with the dude s bro:
Jay Mohr, the actor who played the evil Bob Sugar in Jerry Maguire (which is still one of my favorite movies despite Tom Cruise), , an actress on Las Vegas with the hunky Josh Duhamel. God, he s hot. He s second in line after Clooney on my Lay Down With list.

If Clooney has some disfiguring accident, he s up to number one. I will use this and every opportunity I can to post a pic of the hotness.
Only being reported by Perez Hilton as of now, but he s usually spot on: .

More to come on this breaking story.
. So Jessica was clearly the bigger star while they were married, but since the split, Nick s star s been rising while Jessica s has been crashing and burning all over the place.

Score for Nick.
after 17 years of marriage. Dude Kitty Kelly needs to write a book on this guy.

There s TONS of dirt there.
, just to see wassup.
Anna Nicole Smith has until January 23rd to to determine who s her baby daddy.

for a DUI and possession of cocaine. I m shocked.
That s about it.

I probably forgot a bunch but this should keep y all satisfied until my next entry. Happy New Year! January 3, 2007.

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Check out this family.

That baby Shiloh is a damn cute baby.  Unlike Suri, who looks like a shrunken adult.  And  Zahara s pigtails are killing me.

  Maddox s all protecting his little sister.  If only Brad didn t wear that samarai scarf thing on the head.
This baby cannot be real.

  It s way too gorgeous.
Angelina is really and I, for one, find it very refreshing.  Thank GOD they aren t pretending like they aren t a couple.

  God that s annoying (Yes, Aniston.  I m talking to you).
Somebody said to us recently that they were happy kids, and we talked about how much that meant to us to hear.

And they re good kids. God knows how we managed to do that – but they re good kids.
Mr.

Diva and I live by that rule with Baby Diva.  And I look just like Angelina Jolie.  So basically we are living parallel lives.

  In fact, I took Mr. Diva to Frank Lloyd Wright s Fallingwater for his birthday, too.  Here s a picture of us:
I hate looking at pictures of myself - I m so hideous!

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Madonna s name in Chichewa, the language spoken in Malawi, means, distinguished white lady .
November 2, 2006. , .

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Isaiah Washington got all pissed off because co-star T.R.

Knight was late to film a scene and he was all, Let s film without him.   So Patrick Dempsey was like, Dude, chill out - he ll be here in a second. So Isaiah Washington got all crazy and started yelling, and Patrick Dempsey was all You have to relax, dude.

Then Isaiah said that he wasn t going to be Patrick Dempsey s faggot like co-star T.R. Knight, who happens to be gay.

  So Patrick Dempsey was all, Fuck you and they started scrappling until other people on the set stepped between them and sent them to their dressing rooms.
I don t watch the show, because the voice-overs and music montages bug me.  But that s basically the gist.

Other news - Ashlee Simpson may get another nose job, Jessica Simpson is either lonely for Nick or reveling in her singlehood, and Madonna s baby boy was once dressed in girl clothing.
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Madonna is on Oprah today talking about the adoption.
Some information from that interview is trickling out to the internets, including the fact that he s a and that  she suspects the into saying he wasn t aware that the adoption was permanent.

Cousin Diva adopted her daughter from China last year, and pointed out that most orphans do have living parents that are unable to care for them.  It s a good point that I totally didn t think about - because when you think of an orphan you think of, like, Lil Orphan Annie who had no parents until Daddy Warbucks came along.
Madonna is also worried that the controversy surrounding this adoption from adopting African children.

However, if I adopt a child from Africa, I don t think the human rights organizations are going to be paying attention - and I don t think the media will be speaking to the birth father.  I think if parents want to adopt a child, they won t think, Oh, Madonna had all that trouble - I better not. So Madonna should stop worrying about how her adoption is going to affect all future adoptions and focus on enjoying her new child (who is adapting quite nicely and is having a great time with his sister and brother).

October 25, 2006. , . .

is why you make sure you adopt an orphan with NO parents.
Yohane Banda, the father of the 1-year-old Malawi boy adopted by Madonna, says he didn t realize she was going to be taking him for good. He thought she was just borrowing him for seventeen years or so.

How many parentless orphans are in Africa? A bunch, right? Madonna had to go a pick one with a nosy father.

Well, so we ll hear the whole story then. October 23, 2006. , .

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