Guess who drinks Coke? Los Angeles, CA- Just when the world thought that nothing more could come out of Britney Spears vagina, video footage proving it can talk quickly fuelled an ad agency bidding war, and it is now slated to appear in a celebrity endorsement for the 2007 Super Bowl.
An anatomical wonder
News hasn t been good for the young pop starlet lately.
Superbowl ad agencies were caught on record complaining Britney Spears was a train wreck in light of her nude pictures scandal, and signed Kevin Federline and Paris Hilton in her place.
That is, until Coca-Cola agency executives became aware of the unexploited talents Spears kept up her sleeve, or knickers, and quickly outbid other agencies to sign her celebrity singing genitalia to a contract for the most expensive 30 second advertising spot of the year - SuperBowl XLI.
We ve toyed with several ideas for the concept.
In one test ad, Spears vagina takes a sip of Diet Coke, then sort of smiles in a lopsided way and says, Welcome to the Coke side of life!
However, when this Superbowl ad was played before a test audience, responses were mixed. The majority of repondents agreed the Britney Spears vagina video was new , unusual and memorable , but women in the audience tended to rate it lower than men, have a less favorable opinion of Coca Cola products after viewing it, and reported being less likely to purchase a Coca Cola product in the future.
A few respondents of both sexes also rated the commercial as slightly disturbing, particularly a scene several seconds into the advert as a bubbly brown stream of coke dribbles out of Spears talking vagina.
Each second of superbowl advertising costs between $400,000 and $600,000. The pressure to surprise the audience with explosive, eye-catching content is high, and not surprisingly, Superbowl history is filled with exploitative, overdone, and in-poor-taste advertising.
A growing percentage of Super bowl adverts now consist of 3D animation or computer generated graphics, a trend that the Coca-Cola company began with its highly successful flying geese and talking bears spots. However, company CEO Fredrich Weltmein feels that CG is currently overdone and wants to turn heads by featuring a real-time celebrity ad spot of such magnanimous daring, the entire world will literally pause in shock for those 30 seconds.
Britney Spears celebrity lips might just fit the bill.
Who hasn t already seen the naked Britney Spears vagina pictures, says Mr. Weltmein, but did you know it could talk? Unbelievable!
Is the world ready for this?
He confidently states Pepsi co. s decision to drop the pop singer after her no panty pictures scandal was a hasty and reactionary decision and that the upcoming Britney Spears Superbowl ad will leave football fans absolutely stunned.
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